I.d.w.t.d.i.j.w.t.n.h.b.b.

I don't want to die I just want to never have been born.

girl you know what i.d.w.t.d.i.j.w.t.n.h.b.b.

by gender identity crisis July 2, 2020

J.C.K.D.

To have huge, large, ripped muscles. one who is jacked

Dude you been hitting the gym?
Yea, im getting pretty J.C.K.D.

by master of the shake May 8, 2010

j'aibe soin d'un crayon

In french it means "I want a pencil," but when used by Andre Nickatina it means "I have been doing crown"

Catch me if you can...j'aibe soin d'un crayon, which would really mean Catch me if you can...I been doin' crown

by The Hen February 27, 2005

A.Y.D.O.J.S.W.D.I.G.Y.T.R.T.I.Y.O.O.

stands for are you deaf or just stupid when did i give you the right to issue your own orders

Scaramouche: are you deaf or just stupid when did i give you the right to issue your own orders

Fatui: shut the fuck up he just said A.Y.D.O.J.S.W.D.I.G.Y.T.R.T.I.Y.O.O.

by xoxkers February 13, 2022

j.o.p.d.

jack offs per day; amount of times you masturbate

"Over the summer, I was averaging j.o.p.d."

by J. Michaelson January 4, 2008

J.A.R.D

Just A Regular Day. Comes from the Arts and Media team members at AAPF organization. Originally written out for the initials of each team member but misunderstood to mean Just a regular day. It is now in their team vocabulary.

How are you doing?

J.A.R.D

by RebeccaArts February 8, 2022

J’n my D

A term for jacking off made famous by comedian Christina Pazsitzky on the Your Mom’s House podcast.

My girlfriend: would you like to have sex?

Me: not right now, but maybe later.

My girlfriend: why?

Me: I just got done J’n my D.

by Doitallnight March 4, 2024