The Nor Cal Inversion

The phenomenon that randomly and inexplicably occurs on Northern California freeways causing the inversion of the fast lanes and the slow lanes. At any given time, the fastest lane may suddenly shift from the far left lane to the far right lane, resulting in an extremely counter-intuitive traffic flow.

Friend #1:"Hey man, how did you get back from Tahoe so fast?"

Friend #2:"Well I rode the Nor Cal Inversion on the 80 the whole way back. Also, I wasn't driving a Snubaru."

by sNorCal Driver June 1, 2013

Ivermectin

A drug commonly used to treat parasite infections in animals. A different version of it that's meant for humans was studied as a potential treatment for Covid-19, but it turned out to be completely useless. Unfortunately a bunch of Karens decided Facebook was more trustworthy than actual science and started taking literal horse deworming medicine because they all had covid due to being anti-vaxxers. Then they all wound up in the hospital because it turns out taking horse deworming medicine is an incredibly stupid thing to do. As if the hospitals weren't crowded enough already. GG, karens. Fuck you.

Anyone who thinks Ivermectin is an effective treatment for covid is a fucking idiot. Get the damn vaccine.

by Eat cheetos, don't elect them September 10, 2021

IMversation

to have a conversation on IM... via(AIM, Gchat, MSNchat, etc)

1.Per our IMversation this morning, you said you were going to wear the argyle sox to dinner!

2. Q. Why are you and Martin fighting?
A. well we were IMversating this morning and then he told me he didn't want to talk to me anymore
Reply: I told you two to stop IMversating at work!

3. O.M.G! You got the job?!? congratulations! I knew you could do it. Now first thing to do when you get into the office, load AIM so we can start IMversating immediately!!

4. Its pos that my man def misunderstood me this afternoon during our IMversation. He totes doesn't understand my sarcasm.

by kikalicious February 26, 2008

inverse function of shit

When instead of taking one dump after multiple days, you take multiple dumps in one day.

James: dude do you have diarrhea or somethin, why u keep rushin to the bathroom every ten minutes?

Sean: i dont have diarrhea. Im experiencing an inverse function of shit cuz i ate that shady indian curry!

James: nigga if u mention math again imma take an inverse function of shit in yo mouth!

by yeabuddy19 June 20, 2014

Iver-fuck-you

The Ivermectin equivalent prescribed by ANY physician with a horribly misguided conviction that an animal de-worming agent would have a chance in fucking hell against COVID 19.

My Doctor says that HE has the CURE for COVID; and that HE knows more than even TRUMP when it comes to treating the disease.
Well, I’d say that you should take the Iver-fuck-you that your illustrious doctor prescribed; pick out a casket and funeral plot while you’re at it, you stupid fucker!

by YAWA November 2, 2021

inverse vandalism

Acts that are explained because the person who done them is capable of doing so!
Example: self-destructive art installations.

Inverse vandalism is common in the nerdvana world of Web developers!

by hammer---;, hytham April 22, 2007

Recto cranial inversion

The state of having one's head up one's ass

Brother dalton: why is your homework the same as jimmy's?
Jimmy's friend: I don't know.
Dalton( adressing the class): what we have here is a severe case of recto cranial inversion.

by 13 14 February 13, 2009