boat itch

Otherwise known as swampass. When your ass gets hot and sweaty.

Goddamn, I've got a mean case of boat itch

by ty b. June 07, 2007

boobs itch

when you're boobs feel all itchy. and then you must itch them.

karen-hey mike my boobs itch.
mike-then scratch them.
karen-ok.

by karenkaboodle August 01, 2006

bidi-itch

Term used to describe someone who is not only a bitch, but a complete idiot as well.

Sally drives me crazy! That woman won't listen to a thing I say, even when it's important! What a bidi-itch...

by Moerlin April 17, 2007

Jock Itch

The sudden urge, often brought on by something on TV or some other sight to masturbate.

Dude, that picture of Amanda Fox in a bikini brought on some serious jock itch last night!

by Pwnography February 06, 2010

Butt itch

A chesni

Man that person is a butt itch

by Dictionary master oof March 05, 2018

Dolby's Itch

When you feel a slight itch in your pants department after shacking up with an unscrupulous piece from down the road, causing you to periodically pop a hand down there for a quick scratch.

Not to be confused with Dhobi Itch, which is an altogether different Itch.

Man, I think I have Dolby's Itch again, Should have kept my small piece to myself or put a raincoat on.

by P 'Fat Boy' Mitchell February 24, 2021

Golfer's Itch

When one hits up the local Chili's to bang some hot sluts and forgets to use protection, thereby feeling a horrible burning sensation all throughout the next morning golf round.

Rico: Are you ready to play the Poor Man's Pebble?

Cliff: Nah bro, I've got the golfer's itch. I was busy making putts and nailing sluts last night at the local Chili's and went full contact, no wraps.

by John3-15 November 01, 2016