Ashley only lets little children into her shop, like Ross Swenny. she gives you cheap, cheap deals on Pepsi Max. she will slide tackle you if you try to get into her shop without her permission and she'll put it in your bum.
but she won't open a fucking NEW TILL!!!!
but she won't open a fucking NEW TILL!!!!
by Arran Rice August 1, 2018
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AKA the new age hipster way to call someone a virgin.
Despite people trying to malign the definition to include people who don’t like/call women out on their bullshit, the fact remains that if you have had sex (or even a relationship) at any point in your life you cannot be an incel.
AKA the new age hipster way to call someone a virgin.
Despite people trying to malign the definition to include people who don’t like/call women out on their bullshit, the fact remains that if you have had sex (or even a relationship) at any point in your life you cannot be an incel.
Redditor 1: I can’t get laid! Women suck! Reee!
Guy 1: Dude you sound like an incel! Cut it out you’re embarrassing me by proxy!
Guy 2: Man, I caught my gf of 2 years cheating on me with some miscer, so I got one last fuck, dumped that whore and told her to fuck off.
Redditor 2: Wow fucking incel!
Guy 1: Hey retard, he’s not a virgin, therefore he can’t be an incel. Also, his gf was a cheating asshole so she deserved to be insulted for it.
Guy 1: Dude you sound like an incel! Cut it out you’re embarrassing me by proxy!
Guy 2: Man, I caught my gf of 2 years cheating on me with some miscer, so I got one last fuck, dumped that whore and told her to fuck off.
Redditor 2: Wow fucking incel!
Guy 1: Hey retard, he’s not a virgin, therefore he can’t be an incel. Also, his gf was a cheating asshole so she deserved to be insulted for it.
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Having a socially inept pride in useless, unproductive, and unappealing facts and then trying to impress women with them, all while lacking actual skills and relevant knowledge.
Women are attracted to actual intelligence (how to succeed in life), not incelligence (edict memory of one's entire pepe folder and strategic knowledge of how Germany could've won WWII).
That neckbeard is incelligent, and thinks women are dumb for not caring about his knowledge of japanese swords.
The man isn't smart, he's incelligent. Maybe if he learned how to wash and groom himself instead of how to farm karma on reddit, he might then actually have a girlfriend.
That neckbeard is incelligent, and thinks women are dumb for not caring about his knowledge of japanese swords.
The man isn't smart, he's incelligent. Maybe if he learned how to wash and groom himself instead of how to farm karma on reddit, he might then actually have a girlfriend.
by Scott Cruz 80 October 30, 2022
Get the Incelligence mug.a person who is basically incapable of finding love, largely due to treating women like shit. the majority of incels believe they can’t find love because they are ugly, while it is usually because they have no respect for women. most incels are pieces of shit and all around hated by individuals around them. they believe women owe them sex, yet the majority of them never lose their virginity, or lose their virginity to a cheap hooker with a crusty pussy and crabs. should you meet an incel in real life, it is advised that you run to safety in order to avoid becoming one yourself.
Ryan: what was the name of your last boyfriend again?
Lilia: Oh, Vincent? He was SUCH an incel. INSANELY ugly too.
Lilia: Oh, Vincent? He was SUCH an incel. INSANELY ugly too.
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Get the incel mug.IncelTears, or IT for short, is an anti-incel subreddit. They basically post screenshots from other incel forums and either 1. mock them 2. bully them or 3. false-flag.
The majority of their screenshots are usually fabricated too.
The irony is that the majority of the users on that subreddit are incels themselves.
A male r/Inceltears user, typically fits the "soyboy" archetype and is either a virgin, "but not an Incel" or a low-tier normie who thinks he's a Chad because he had sex once or married some washed up whore.
It's a "watchdog" sub that soys/cucks/bugmen/numales use to protect m'lady from evil incels!
The majority of their screenshots are usually fabricated too.
The irony is that the majority of the users on that subreddit are incels themselves.
A male r/Inceltears user, typically fits the "soyboy" archetype and is either a virgin, "but not an Incel" or a low-tier normie who thinks he's a Chad because he had sex once or married some washed up whore.
It's a "watchdog" sub that soys/cucks/bugmen/numales use to protect m'lady from evil incels!
IncelTears user: "Me? Incel? Haha omg no way. I am a virgin and do have problems with women, sure, but christ guys I'm not incel cmon... hehe... "
by BrazilianSigma February 17, 2020
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How was the party yesterday?
Pretty dull, Haukur and Finnbogi sneaked into the computer room for some Icelandic Torso Love and ended up with a circular reference.
Pretty dull, Haukur and Finnbogi sneaked into the computer room for some Icelandic Torso Love and ended up with a circular reference.
by Snorri Snorrason August 18, 2008
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