negative ion

Bullshit that companies use in their product descriptions to attract karens and anti-vaxxers into being fooled and buying them.

Company: Behold! Our new negative ion anti 5G quantum energy wrist-band!

A: How do people believe this? Atleast the money is off to a person with a brain.
B: This product is 100% true and believable! Anything to protect myself from the 5G waves!

by Poopoo Consumer May 1, 2023

ion

Means "I don't"

ion like pineapple on pizza

by butterflyintheskyicanflytwice April 27, 2022

ion

Short for “I don’t” and typically used in texts :)

Josh: Do you play tennis?
Kayley: Ion even like sports…

by AveryIDX September 5, 2022

ION

A TV network infested with crime shows.

The schedule on ION is nothing but crime shows.

by ITK10 December 30, 2020

Ion

1. Is beautiful but not perfect
2.has big dick
3. Is the Best who you can speak about problems
3. He is timid/shy
4. He say "I don't know" because he can't explain it to the best way
5.he can 4 or more languages
6.he loves money

#Ion #money #bigdick # stressed #best person #timid

by I'd k January 3, 2017

ion

ion means “i don’t”

“r u gonna make me a pb&j”
“ion know”

by pb&j4life December 12, 2019

Ion

The definition of ion is someone who doesn’t know how to spell or read properly

Ion know how to spell

by Trew_is_a_bitch April 4, 2021