Insta baddie

A girl on insta wit da clout who never leaves home without her hair clips. She flexes her fits on the daily especially her chunky sneaks. Selfie game strong, soft smile, a true glowing Kween.

Being an Insta baddie isn’t a trait Issa lifestyle.

by instabaddie May 15, 2019

Insta-kill

Switch to secondary. enough said.

Insta-kill!
Prepare to die you meatsacks!

by xXSlyFoxHoundXx October 31, 2011

Insta-fag

When you know someone's a faggot when you first hear or see them. This includes clothing "wife beater,cargo shorts,gold chains,etc." and slang "yo nigga what's the haps up in this hizzle" easily spotted with a gaydar in their natural habitat of bad coffee shops and the mall

Person1:Dude I met this guy he was a total insta-fag my gaydar went crazy
Person2:really what did he look like
Person1:he was wearing cargo shorts a wife beater and sandels with socks
Person2:total insta-fag

by Ultamoto August 22, 2012

Insta-cum

Cumming repeatedly and instantly until the penis shrivels up and becomes a chode.

Cam had to Insta-cum because of his large intake of Viagra.

Wil had to Insta-cum because, well, he's a fag.

by Gabe Smith Jr April 14, 2013

Insta-liked

Mainly used as a comment for the social networking site Facebook, or the video sharing site YouTube. If you come across a page (on Facebook) or a video (on YouTube), and as soon as you see it, you are instantly overcome with the urge to "like" whatever it is, you "insta-liked" it! See what I did there? :)

"OMG this page is awesome, I totally insta-liked it!

"I luv ur vid, insta-liked!!1!"

by Toxic Moon April 28, 2010

Insta Friends

Becoming friends instantly because of some event.

Lana is not going to become insta friends with her Dad, who was never in her life, just because he gave her a credit card.

by MACbihh April 3, 2009

Insta-bullshit

When you say "Ummmm" for 2 seconds followed by well before you give an answer that is complete bullshit.

Ryan: What do you think is causing a problem with their connection? I think they may need a new card.
Ron: Ummmmmmmmmmm... well, I think it might be a problem with their ISP.
Ed: Man, Ron just fed Ryan some Insta-bullshit!

by Urbantech February 26, 2009