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Innocent Likestander

When you inadvertently get a "like" on facebook from someone you don't know, usually on the wall of a mutual friend. Upon further examination you realize the only reason you received a like from this stranger is because you were part of a straight like being performed on your friend's wall by the mutual friend.
Nicole: I got a facebook like on a "happy birthday" I posted on Nate's wall from a complete stranger.

Rishi: Did you see if he liked any other status's on their wall?

Nicole: Let me see... Yeah, he actually liked everything, even FarmVille information.

Rishi: Don't worry, you were just an innocent likestander.
by DJ Weirdface May 17, 2011
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Innocent jerk

Someone who is innocent in an offense but exaggerates the severity of the offense.
She has a point, but her snobbishness makes her an innocent jerk.
by Ereck Flowers March 14, 2015
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Prince Innocence

Receiving anal sex with a strap-on pegging from a large woman.
"They went back to his place she gave him a prince innocence"
by Dr. Mark Shopowitz March 9, 2016
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Innocent

Innocent is defined as a female whom is holy clean during a clothes during a heated interaction. The term innocent is only applied if the female was highly aroused during her menstrual cycle.
A girl during her period having dry sexual interaction is still considered innocent
by Abracadabrameow September 4, 2018
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Innocent

Mike is not innocent.
by Mmdeiroz May 9, 2018
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Innocent-Not-Really

When someone is a perceived goody goody but actually knows quite a bit of adult content that even some non- "innocent" people don't. They are often virgins, although sometimes people actually doubt how they are one based on their semi-extensive knowledge. The difference between an "innocent" and a pure innocent is an "innocent" won't always need to ask questions about certain euphemisms, but pure innocents often flat-out don't know it's implied or don't know what a euphemism is.
I am so "innocent".
There is no way you are innocent.
That's why it's in quotes you doi because I'm innocent-not-really
True though.
by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019
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