This was a terrifying, potentially catastrophic, event that happened in the summer of 1992. This is when two people break into a hotel room to fuck and destroy everything in the room as a drunk accident including pouring whiskey all over the guys dick and sucking him off. Raunchy shit. During the sex the headboard falls off and panic ensues. The girl almost suffocates and suffers a bloody nose. Both parties panic. Then the actual owners of the room key in and the other party flees while the new couple is forced to clean up blood whiskey and semen. It’s awful.
Bro, shit was a disaster last night. We broke into a hotel room last night and turned that place into a crime scene. It reminded me of The Oxon Hill Headboard Incident from 1992. No shit, the owners opened the door as we cleaned up the blood and we had to run out of there naked. It was ugly.
by Larry and Rex and Benny October 15, 2018
One day in the mild October of 2004 three fellows descended upon the shopping valhalla of Croydon. Due to a lack of funds the three chaps decided it was necessary think out of the box, to transcend above what mere window shopping had to offer.
The two intellectually inferior of the threesome hatched a rather nefarious scheme. They would force the more dashing and amazing one to wear amusing looking hats. All in all, 5 hats were worn (one of which was quite clearly designed for humans of the female persuasion). The images were saved for posterity on a picture phone.
The immeasurable glamour of the Russian hat would go on to fascinate and arouse in equal measure for literally hours to come.
The two intellectually inferior of the threesome hatched a rather nefarious scheme. They would force the more dashing and amazing one to wear amusing looking hats. All in all, 5 hats were worn (one of which was quite clearly designed for humans of the female persuasion). The images were saved for posterity on a picture phone.
The immeasurable glamour of the Russian hat would go on to fascinate and arouse in equal measure for literally hours to come.
"Ah do you remember the James Morgan wearing stupid looking hats incident?
Not only do I remember, I could never ever forget, the mere thought of it excites me to almost the point of uncontrollable arousal"
Not only do I remember, I could never ever forget, the mere thought of it excites me to almost the point of uncontrollable arousal"
by morgangills December 01, 2004
by FenTheGoat December 09, 2024
When your mom starts cleaning your room and in the midst of terror and panic, you must distract her from finding your vast collection of sexual manga.
"Hey Tom, why'd you show up to school today with a black eye?"
"I failed The Shibuya Incident and my mom got her hands on some greasy stuff"
"I failed The Shibuya Incident and my mom got her hands on some greasy stuff"
by The Thesaurus August 01, 2024
by niggainparis2219 January 28, 2024
when the 1d boys were on tour and louis and harry were alone in the tour bus and a lot of traumatizing stuff happened. Later, we also see poor harry not being able to sit later at their concert that day. ahem.
by larry loves tour buses September 08, 2023
On January 31st, 2024, the feast day of St. John Bosco, an incident in which a student pretended to drink bleach and spilled some on his skin and shirt occured. His friends were absolutely flabbergasted and told him to go to the nurse's office immediately, as he might get a bleach rash. The student was quickly taken home, and forced to write a letter of apology to his teacher.
by BleachIncidentKid January 31, 2024