A Blake is typically the whitest kid in school. Some may consider "Blakes" as tools who teachers think are retarded. Blakes think they are tough meanwhile can't kill mosquito's without being upset. If they don't become rich they are in trouble for they are incredibly lazy. Watch out Mexican's!!!!
Colby: Professor Jones thinks Bob is a Blake.
Armand: Uhh I know!
Colby: I also feel bad for Rodrigo since Bob was being a Blake to him.
Armand: Uhh I know!
Colby: I also feel bad for Rodrigo since Bob was being a Blake to him.
by ayobreezy210 July 25, 2011
Verb - To have destroyed someone with a wildly inappropriate joke, a mostly a sexual or deeply hurtful call.
Go and get 'Blaked'
Shannon got 'Blaked' when her friend openly asked about her child abuse.
She got totally 'Blaked' when it was suggested she won a bukkake competition, this is a double 'Blake' as there is no real winner in a bukkake competition, not even the home viewer.
Shannon tried to 'Blake' us be threatening as with a tractor. but really she 'Blaked' herself as it proved how much of a hillbilly redneck she was.
Shannon got 'Blaked' when her friend openly asked about her child abuse.
She got totally 'Blaked' when it was suggested she won a bukkake competition, this is a double 'Blake' as there is no real winner in a bukkake competition, not even the home viewer.
Shannon tried to 'Blake' us be threatening as with a tractor. but really she 'Blaked' herself as it proved how much of a hillbilly redneck she was.
by Butters Stotch 69 September 30, 2014
Piece of shit who never shuts the fuck up and wants to act like he's hip by doing dumbass magic tricks and trying to get girls. Nobody likes him and only gives him pity laughs. He's so sexually deprived some women believe he's gay. Sure is.
by FazeToenail May 15, 2017
Wow, your such a Blake A
by Logathan November 18, 2017
Blake: "hi"
One of Blake's many wife's: "Holy shit Blake is such a Blake I want him to fuck me so bad I just want his big juicy fucking cock to go up my petit little holes"
One of Blake's homies: "Holy shit I'm not even gay but I can see why you'd like that hes just so fucking hot🫦🫦🫦"
One of Blake's many wife's: "Holy shit Blake is such a Blake I want him to fuck me so bad I just want his big juicy fucking cock to go up my petit little holes"
One of Blake's homies: "Holy shit I'm not even gay but I can see why you'd like that hes just so fucking hot🫦🫦🫦"
by My name isn't Blake I swear May 04, 2022
Blake’s are the best. They are smart, helpful, kind, creative, good-looking, tall, reliable, honest, and almost always introverted. They are always on time too. If you ever find a Blake late your dreaming. If you are lucky enough to befriend one you will find happiness and enlightenment.
Blake is great
by kcidtafgibymkcid December 01, 2020
Blake is Awsten Knight, Geoff wigington, and Otto Wood. During interviews, the members of Waterparks will sometimes call themselves or each other ‘Blake’. Usually, Blake is Geoff, but it has been used for all three band members. We love Blake, and will always count Black as a meme bet of Waterparks.
You:My favorite member of Waterparks is Blake
Other parxi: Who’s Blake?
You: Its all three of them, they all identify as Blake
Other parxi: OHHH I like Blake as well.
Other parxi: Who’s Blake?
You: Its all three of them, they all identify as Blake
Other parxi: OHHH I like Blake as well.
by Parxi March 07, 2021