couch husband

A husband who is exiled to sleep on the couch after doing enough of something to make his wife angry enough to force him to sleep on the couch.

Husband beats wife in a game of urban dictionary. True story.

Wife: you’re my couch husband tonight.

by JK Knowling March 12, 2022

Lane husband

The guy you always share a Lane with during swim practice. The opposite of Lane wife.

I always share a Lane with Andrew at swim practice, therefore he is my Lane husband.

by Swimmah😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 February 21, 2019

Bored Husband

A husband or boyfriend who follows or sits and waits on a bench their wife or girlfriend while she shops. Usually found in malls, sitting on a bench while on their phone, or falling asleep.

I was like a bored husband today, just following my friends around while they shopped because I didn't have any shopping money.

by klepthomaniac June 27, 2016

Husband shit

When a man (usually one married with children) takes his phone, iPad or any other electronic device and sits on the toilet for at least a half hour. Sometimes he has to shit, sometimes he doesn't. If he does shit the time spent is not appropriate for a healthy human being. Either way it is a method of avoiding responsibility.

John just went to take a husband shit so we won't see him for at least a half hour.

by VerbalGrl715 December 11, 2017

whole husband

Meaning an active husband in her everyday life

That girl has a whole husband...

by That girl.... October 29, 2019

fictional husband

A guy you have a HUGE crush on, but

A. He doesn't exist
B. It's something that will never happen. Like Rap Monster.

"Pikachu is my fictional husband!"

by Meme2004 April 20, 2017

CORPSE HUSBAND

I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE HE BREATHED OMFG I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT CORPSE HUSBAND GUYS STOP ASKING ABOUT HIS FACE HE'S LIKE ME HE HAS ANXIETY I'M LITERALLY HIM!!!! STOP HATING ON CORPSE!!!

'I FUCKING LOVE CORPSE HUSBAND'

by spokesbruh April 26, 2021