When a man (usually one married with children) takes his phone, iPad or any other electronic device and sits on the toilet for at least a half hour. Sometimes he has to shit, sometimes he doesn't. If he does shit the time spent is not appropriate for a healthy human being. Either way it is a method of avoiding responsibility.
by VerbalGrl715 December 11, 2017
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by JK Knowling March 12, 2022
Get the couch husband mug.A denizen of the Luxembourg region, often originating from Belgium. Expert chocolatier, specializing in the gourmet crafting of chocolate waffles.
Often a sweet companion, but lacking in real substance.
Often a sweet companion, but lacking in real substance.
by Laughing Stoic February 27, 2011
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A. He doesn't exist
B. It's something that will never happen. Like Rap Monster.
A. He doesn't exist
B. It's something that will never happen. Like Rap Monster.
by Meme2004 April 20, 2017
Get the fictional husband mug.The "Angry Husband" is a hard back hand shot in Ping Pong. It is called an Angry Husband because the shot is very similar to that of a man whacking some broad in the teeth.
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Person 2 " That was prime. Looked like Steve hittin' his ho the other night "
Person 2 " That was prime. Looked like Steve hittin' his ho the other night "
by Levi is a FAG March 23, 2009
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