The result you get when you delete all of the porn from your internet history and feel like you never sinned.
by Autistic Monkey August 22, 2016
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When a history nerd pulls a hot brunette with his "History Rizz". He really just talks to her and gets a hard-on, then whisper "STAY HARD".
Damn dude, Kevin Hart really just used the "World History Rizzler" method on her. Game is game bro.
He used the "World History Rizzler" method to pull Addison Timlin.
He used the "World History Rizzler" method to pull Addison Timlin.
by The Dank Smurf Cat >< September 12, 2023
Get the World History Rizzler mug.1. The act of erasing all evidence of wrong-doing. A metaphor based on the common custom of clearing one's browser history on a computer after watching porn.
2. or more literally, erasing the viewable browser history of a computer to hide the fact that you just watched porn.
2. or more literally, erasing the viewable browser history of a computer to hide the fact that you just watched porn.
Dominic: "Dude, I didn't do the Algebra II homework last night, so I did it all over lunch"
Ben: "When it comes to clearing your browser history, you work faster than anyone I know."
Ben: "When it comes to clearing your browser history, you work faster than anyone I know."
by kingdomo October 10, 2013
Get the Clearing Your Browser History mug.Say good-bye to your family, friends, and distant relatives to prepare yourself for this WILD ride! Buckle your seatbelts, you' re going straight to hell! If you are a freshman, who foolishly chose to take this class next year, DON'T. Spare yourself from the misery that so many others have endured.
After filling my 32 ounce water bottle with red bull the day of the MOCK AP exam, I will confidently say I am not going to survive this class without a heart condition. I can say even more confidently that neither will you. I no longer know the meaning of sleep, that time is now dedicated to pouring over The Western Heritage textbook learning about King Whateverthefuckhisnameis XIV.
Pro-tip: Learn to read Roman numerals beforehand. Lots of kids got 0's on their essay because they wrote it on the wrong Louis, and just incase you were wondering, there is well over 14 of them.
After filling my 32 ounce water bottle with red bull the day of the MOCK AP exam, I will confidently say I am not going to survive this class without a heart condition. I can say even more confidently that neither will you. I no longer know the meaning of sleep, that time is now dedicated to pouring over The Western Heritage textbook learning about King Whateverthefuckhisnameis XIV.
Pro-tip: Learn to read Roman numerals beforehand. Lots of kids got 0's on their essay because they wrote it on the wrong Louis, and just incase you were wondering, there is well over 14 of them.
Student A: I'm really going to fail this quiz.
Student B: Fail the quiz? I'm force failing the class. There's credit recovery, right?
Student A: Oh. Good plan. Me too.
^the way to go
Sentence Ex) I used to laugh, then AP Euro started. We don't do that anymore.
I haven't seen my mom in three days, and we're both home!
I used to not understand jokes about Stalin, those were the times!
Student A) Did you know that the Defenestration of Prague was just a bunch of guys throwing another guy out the window?
Non-AP Euro Student) ..No??
Student A) Oh, that's right. You didn't have to suffer like I did, Susan.
No one:
Literally nobody:
AP Euro Student: AP European History has taken my soul, my happiness, and my will to live.
Student B: Fail the quiz? I'm force failing the class. There's credit recovery, right?
Student A: Oh. Good plan. Me too.
^the way to go
Sentence Ex) I used to laugh, then AP Euro started. We don't do that anymore.
I haven't seen my mom in three days, and we're both home!
I used to not understand jokes about Stalin, those were the times!
Student A) Did you know that the Defenestration of Prague was just a bunch of guys throwing another guy out the window?
Non-AP Euro Student) ..No??
Student A) Oh, that's right. You didn't have to suffer like I did, Susan.
No one:
Literally nobody:
AP Euro Student: AP European History has taken my soul, my happiness, and my will to live.
by I Didn April 8, 2019
Get the AP European History mug.A phrase employed to point out the extremely obvious, off a memorable, widely shared Twitter exchange about Jesus writing the Bible. The misspelling of "sweetie" as "sweaty" lends it a perfect killer twist. A more ironic, in-the-know version of "duh," usually pronounced with dripping sarcasm.
World War Two was fought in Antarctica?
It's called history, sweaty, look it up.
Johnny is crushing on Perkins? I don't believe it!
It's called history, sweaty!
It's called history, sweaty, look it up.
Johnny is crushing on Perkins? I don't believe it!
It's called history, sweaty!
by Creed Cur June 7, 2021
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Person 1: Do you know the most powerful being in history?
Person 2: No, who is it?
Person 1: Shaggy Rodgers
Person 2: No, who is it?
Person 1: Shaggy Rodgers
by ExcusemesirWTF February 4, 2019
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