Harvard Horseshit

Official corporate spin that tries to take a really bad situation and make it sound positive.

Harvard, after losing about 30% of their endowment value:

"In navigating the past year's storm, we developed greater financial flexibility, strengthened our investment team, sharpened our focus and positioned both HMC and the endowment to be robust, steady and, importantly, poised to benefit from growth in the world's economies,"

Jim: that is a pile of harvard horseshit.

by waytogo September 22, 2009

Texas Horseshoe

When the dominant partner during intercourse finishes the act of love by making a horseshoe shape with their feces on the submissive partner chest across the neck.

Dude gave her a Texas horseshoe.

If you're in the poo, the Texas Horseshoe is for you.

Although I can't prove it, Hank is into the ole' Texas Horseshoe.

by Texas Horseshoe May 25, 2010

Rusty Horseshoe

Crabby armpits normally possessed by individuals that have severe addictions to meth and susceptibility to genital herpes.

Man that guy, John, has some rancid rusty horseshoes. That just nasty.

by Blashim November 22, 2013

horses

horsepower,as in an engine

Yeah, right! How is that big old truck supposed to have 800 horses?

by Light Joker February 7, 2005

Dead Horses

Rap crew from SF bay during the early 2000's

Dead Horses in the house tonight I hear they brought hott fire

by Tim L from Nevada City March 22, 2009

Horses in the stable

When a person has a lot of niggas/ bitches in their phone.

HATER: YOU GET NO BITCHES
KOLBE : Nigga Please, I got Horses in the Stable

Hater: Where They At?
KOLBE: CHECK MY IPHONE 6S lil dicc faggot
KOLBE: THROWS HIS PHONE AT HATER
HATER: CATCHES PHONE

HATER: Oh Shit you weren't Lying
KOLBE: Told yo Bitch Ass

by TallAssJay January 31, 2016

Austrian Horseshoe

A large dildo, normally a double dong.

Hey Kaj, what did you do with that Austrian Horseshoe you bought last night?

by Horseshoe Lover October 1, 2009