sticky legged hermit crab

A sex position which two people crawl into a hermit crab shell and pour soda on their genitals together harmony.

Hey today after school wanna play the sticky legged hermit crab?

by Stickyleggedhermitcrab May 1, 2016

Hermit

Someone who's not in the mood to see anyone. They want to be alone, similar to a hermit in its shell.

Austin: Bro, you see Johnny lately?
Nick: Man, he's been a hermit lately forget it.

Austin: He'll come around.

by RealBananas January 17, 2019

Hermit

Me

I'm a loner with basically no friends, therefore I'm a hermit.

by UltimateDoge May 3, 2021

Hermit

A hermit is a person who is socially awkward or spends most of his/her time alone. Hermits prefer the company’s of themselves

My father is a hermit. He lives in the basement.

by Chickennuggetsalad October 5, 2019

Vag-Hermit

A guy who's so stuck up his wife's cooch that he can't wipe his own ass without permission

"The bar? Hold on, dude. Lemme ask the wifey real quick...I'm such a Vag-Hermit!"

*OR*

"What'chu mean I can't hang out at Jerry's? Just cuz Sarah'll be there...you serious??"

by SHiLOH GiRL June 16, 2008

mad hermit

Unprotected anal sex with a unwashed dirty penis, possibly having an STD.

"Shawn totally gave that guy his mad hermit"

by Molochph October 10, 2016

HERMIT GAME

A vomiting pussy when it is fed too much SPERMATOZOA and afterward the object is to make sure the wrong pieces go KNOW WHERE.

Look we are just going to have to play the HERMIT GAME as between these CELLS and INTERFEARON NETWORKS our privacy is under serious invasion every day with you girl.

by INSERT CAREFULLY October 2, 2021