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sticky legged hermit crab

A sex position which two people crawl into a hermit crab shell and pour soda on their genitals together harmony.
Hey today after school wanna play the sticky legged hermit crab?
by Stickyleggedhermitcrab May 1, 2016
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Hermit

Someone who's not in the mood to see anyone. They want to be alone, similar to a hermit in its shell.
Austin: Bro, you see Johnny lately?
Nick: Man, he's been a hermit lately forget it.

Austin: He'll come around.
by RealBananas January 17, 2019
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mad hermit

Unprotected anal sex with a unwashed dirty penis, possibly having an STD.
"Shawn totally gave that guy his mad hermit"
by Molochph October 10, 2016
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Vag-Hermit

A guy who's so stuck up his wife's cooch that he can't wipe his own ass without permission
"The bar? Hold on, dude. Lemme ask the wifey real quick...I'm such a Vag-Hermit!"

*OR*

"What'chu mean I can't hang out at Jerry's? Just cuz Sarah'll be there...you serious??"
by SHiLOH GiRL June 16, 2008
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poon hermit

When you don't see someone after getting a new girlfriend because they are almost constantly having sex.
"Man, I haven't seen Tim in a while..."
"Yeah, he got a new girlfriend; he turned into a real Poon Hermit."
by Nixon_b23 April 19, 2018
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Hermit

A hermit may also be a male with a penis that is much shorter than their testicles when flaccid, representing the animal of the hermit crab.

The penis is suppose to represent a hermit crab hiding away in the shell, which is the testicles.

'Hermit', is used most commonly as an insult without factual evidence, mainly directed at friends as a joking insult, however could become quite personal if the person does own a hermit. The insult would usually be directed if the person does something stupid and would therefore be called a hermit, just like they could be called a idiot, however hermit is a lot worse, but shouldn't be taken seriously.
Mike, you're such a hermit lad

Did you hear, Lucy said Connor's penis is tiny after last night, it looks like a hermit!
by TheP071 May 5, 2018
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Hermit

That girl is a hermit
by ShyMonkey February 24, 2023
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