A sex position which two people crawl into a hermit crab shell and pour soda on their genitals together harmony.
by Stickyleggedhermitcrab May 1, 2016
Get the sticky legged hermit crab mug.Someone who's not in the mood to see anyone. They want to be alone, similar to a hermit in its shell.
Austin: Bro, you see Johnny lately?
Nick: Man, he's been a hermit lately forget it.
Austin: He'll come around.
Nick: Man, he's been a hermit lately forget it.
Austin: He'll come around.
by RealBananas January 17, 2019
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Get the mad hermit mug."The bar? Hold on, dude. Lemme ask the wifey real quick...I'm such a Vag-Hermit!"
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"What'chu mean I can't hang out at Jerry's? Just cuz Sarah'll be there...you serious??"
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"What'chu mean I can't hang out at Jerry's? Just cuz Sarah'll be there...you serious??"
by SHiLOH GiRL June 16, 2008
Get the Vag-Hermit mug.When you don't see someone after getting a new girlfriend because they are almost constantly having sex.
"Man, I haven't seen Tim in a while..."
"Yeah, he got a new girlfriend; he turned into a real Poon Hermit."
"Yeah, he got a new girlfriend; he turned into a real Poon Hermit."
by Nixon_b23 April 19, 2018
Get the poon hermit mug.A hermit may also be a male with a penis that is much shorter than their testicles when flaccid, representing the animal of the hermit crab.
The penis is suppose to represent a hermit crab hiding away in the shell, which is the testicles.
'Hermit', is used most commonly as an insult without factual evidence, mainly directed at friends as a joking insult, however could become quite personal if the person does own a hermit. The insult would usually be directed if the person does something stupid and would therefore be called a hermit, just like they could be called a idiot, however hermit is a lot worse, but shouldn't be taken seriously.
The penis is suppose to represent a hermit crab hiding away in the shell, which is the testicles.
'Hermit', is used most commonly as an insult without factual evidence, mainly directed at friends as a joking insult, however could become quite personal if the person does own a hermit. The insult would usually be directed if the person does something stupid and would therefore be called a hermit, just like they could be called a idiot, however hermit is a lot worse, but shouldn't be taken seriously.
Mike, you're such a hermit lad
Did you hear, Lucy said Connor's penis is tiny after last night, it looks like a hermit!
Did you hear, Lucy said Connor's penis is tiny after last night, it looks like a hermit!
by TheP071 May 5, 2018
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