A sex position which two people crawl into a hermit crab shell and pour soda on their genitals together harmony.
by Stickyleggedhermitcrab May 1, 2016

Someone who's not in the mood to see anyone. They want to be alone, similar to a hermit in its shell.
Austin: Bro, you see Johnny lately?
Nick: Man, he's been a hermit lately forget it.
Austin: He'll come around.
Nick: Man, he's been a hermit lately forget it.
Austin: He'll come around.
by RealBananas January 17, 2019

by A person who is alive November 6, 2014

by Derp_Apple January 8, 2022

An individual who has little to no social life and spends their whole day in the house watching television obsessively. These people probably have Vitamin D deficiency because they never see sunlight.
Domonique: What did you do yesterday?
Josh: Nothing much. I was a TV hermit and watched the third season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer until 3AM.
Josh: Nothing much. I was a TV hermit and watched the third season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer until 3AM.
by vitalshot June 23, 2011

by Molochph October 10, 2016

"The bar? Hold on, dude. Lemme ask the wifey real quick...I'm such a Vag-Hermit!"
*OR*
"What'chu mean I can't hang out at Jerry's? Just cuz Sarah'll be there...you serious??"
*OR*
"What'chu mean I can't hang out at Jerry's? Just cuz Sarah'll be there...you serious??"
by SHiLOH GiRL June 16, 2008
