(number here)-timing

A condition where one person is cheating on somebody with a variable number of people. If it's two people, two-timing, if it's five people, five-timing, and so on. Anime characters have an unfortunate tendency to do this, especially males.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear? Apparently, Johhny's two-timing on his girlfriend.
Guy 2: Better than that guy in anime. That guy's 16-timing, and that's not including the 2 girls in the past. (number here)-timing

by EatKimchi July 9, 2017

Hey! Vsauce, Michael Here.

The last thing you hear before being attacked by a bald man explaining how your body is not yours but a part of the sky and mars then suddenly describes how somebody from over 30 years ago touched the moon.

Hey! Vsauce, Michael Here.

W h e r e A r e Y o u r F i n g e r s ?

by Probably Somebody April 5, 2022

Fancy Seeing You Here

A phrase commonly used when one person meets another person at the place they are in fact most likely to find them.

Hugo: Hey Jo, fancy seeing you here!

Jo: Well ,hey it is my house.

by melgisbon April 15, 2009

“I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize”

Something Logan Paul said once....
...and got a lot of hate for it after a certain incident.

Pewdiepie reviewed this sometime not too long ago and said the steps to an apology “I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize”

by S/he’s just a friend December 13, 2020

Here Comes The Kraken

A totally awesome Mexican Deathcore/Death metal band. They have yet to release an album but their demos are pretty promising.

Songs from "Here Comes the Kraken": Confessions of what Ive Done.
I should have asked where the remote was before I killed you.
The legend of the rent is way hardcore.

by Gavin Michael November 1, 2008

Here

A place that always follows you.

In school: I'm here
At home: I'm here
In the street: I'm here

by mrtpitiesyou January 7, 2008

herculenis

A penis so huge, it is comparable to the mighty might of Hercules himself! A herculenis is the superlative and ultimate measure of width, length, bounciness and elasticity (when flacid), rigidity and speed of movement (when erect.)

Dude 1: Dude, can you imagine waking up and seeing a herculenis dangiling above your face?!
Dude 2: Ewwww! Dude, i'd punch it like a punching bag!

Doctor: So, what seems to be the problem here?
Man: I have such a herculenis that when i was riding my bike naked, it got mangled in the chain!
Doctor: Jesus Christ! Thats a hell of a herculenis!

by the artful badger September 15, 2008