petey helmet

The helmet you put on to protect your melon when you plan to get so stumble down shitfaced drunk that you can practically guarantee that your head will, at some point during the festivities, hit the pavement (or some other object) with enough force to seriously injure your skull if you weren't wearing it.
Pull her out of the hot-tub and find her clothes. And get her petey helmet out the truck. She's gonna need it.
by n tufnel May 28, 2005
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Mexican helmet

a flaccid penis laid on top of the head of another person. Particularly Mexican if part of it droops on the forehead.
I didn't like the way she cooked tonight's ravioli, so after she went to sleep I gave her a Mexican helmet
by cmonshelley May 01, 2010
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butt helmet

when you sit on someones head until its stuck up your ass
hey hold satan down while i give him a butt helmet
by brian November 04, 2004
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helmet-hair

Hairstyles worn by African-American women starting around 1990, that was sprayed heavily with hair spritz, so that the hair style did not move, even in strong gusts of wind. Some of these styles include the mushroom bob , the pinapple updo, the freeze and the spiked pixie. Some actresses that made these styles famous were Halle Berry, Jo Marie Payton ( Harriet on Family Matters ), Terri Vaughn, Wendy Robinson. Some R and B singers include group SWV and the group Xscape.
"Man, my sister slept sittin up to maintain that freeze for church , damned helmet-hair!"

Woman says to hair stylist-"Girl give me a Halle Berry!!"
by fefe1 January 04, 2013
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Sped Helmet

A device used to prevent serious injury of a retard banging their head against hard objects
The retard's owner quickly slipped the sped helmet on the retard to prevent further damage.
by zach1234567890 February 23, 2010
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Bobby's helmet

The penis, and all synonymous terms.
Based upon the marked resemblance between a UK policeman's (Bobby) head-gear and the male bell end or penis tip.
Excuse me, Constable Crisp, but why are you sitting on your sergeant's bobby's helmet!
by Mark November 25, 2003
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trojan helmet

the act of a man laying his testicles in ones eye sockets and laying his dick down the middle of the persons nose to their lips thus resmbling a trojan helmet
"While Mary was sleeping I took out mt dick and laid it on her head to make a trojan helmet."
by Fudger April 25, 2003
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