Combine Harvester

A large peice of farming machinery, often used for clearing nursery's, kindergartens and petting zoo's.
Uses large saw like blades to cut through things with ease, is only really used for clearing nursery's, kindergartens and petting zoo's of annoying items. aka children

person 1: I hear you bought a new combine harvester last week.
person 2: Ye i had to get rid of the old one, to slow, makes it harder to hit the fast animals and children.
person 1: Mmmm hmmm i had the same problem last winter

by Keaton May 8, 2006

Highbrow Harvester

While having sex via a "standing wheelbarrow" you wear a monocle and top hat and insert both of your raised pinkies into her anal cavity.

Any season is the right time for a divine highbrow harvester.

by Frazilliance Squared September 4, 2014

cum harvester

Just a basic insult. Pretty self explanitory I reckon.

I made it up myself, pretty much.

Dude 1: You're silly.
Dude 2: Get fucked, you cum harvester.

by Ricky Johnston April 4, 2005

harvest moon

The act of pulling your pants down to expose your naked rear end, followed immediately by moving your bowels in the direction of unsuspecting victims.

Jesus Christ! That guy just shot a harvest moon out the window of that Jeep Cherokee!

by Magoo May 21, 2004

cum harvest

1. When a sexy female with generally large breasts give a male with a generally large penis. The female gives the male fast and rough head/handjob.
2. When a male with a large penis shoots out enough cum to fill a glass.

"Dude holy shit she would be a good cum harvest"
"Yeah man check that rack out!"

by imthegoose December 29, 2007

harvested

The last stage of drunkeness. A disorderly state (body and mind).

Sarah was harvested at the party, so I called a taxi to take her home.

by Sheewa September 7, 2006

Harvest green bananas

to go for elementary school girls

"when you buy green bananas you wait for them to ripe then you eat them" ;)
meaning you wait for them to hit puberty then you eat them

fuck man she broke up with me....i dunno what to do with myself...gotta go harvest green bananas

by Jonathon Chieh January 16, 2008