hapshinous

Bullshit; preposterous

"I heard that Hayden has a new girlfriend, but between you and me, I call it complete hapshinous."

"Agreed."

by chewylizard7721 March 30, 2024

hapshinous

Bullshit; preposterous

"Hayden says he's got a date with Nancy on Friday, but I say it's completely hapshinous"

by chewylizard7721 April 1, 2024

Hasti Bumskin

An extremly rashy asscheek. Or someone who is a massive cunt.

"He's Such a Hasti Bumskin!"

by hunglikeahorse23 December 26, 2024

Haptix

An expression of positive emotion

Similar to the word hectic

Ray: “did you see that JetSki?”
Bobs: “yeah bro that was HAPTIX”

by Bobsmydad April 28, 2025

hapsical

adj. 1. Said of that which has the quality of being in the haps.

2. Said of that which does not have the quality of being in the haps.

e.g. the birds had never flown away.

(hapsical)

by mytheus March 6, 2026

Haptic Ghosting

Hap-tic Ghost-ing
/ˈhap-tik ˈɡō-stiŋ/
noun

The unsettling sensation of feeling a phone vibration, tap, or buzz that never actually happened—usually right after you’ve been ignored, left on read, or cut off emotionally. Often blamed on anxiety, anticipation, or the modern brain being permanently on “notification watch.”
Symptoms may include: checking your phone repeatedly, swearing it vibrated, and mild embarrassment when you realize it didn’t.

“I thought my phone buzzed, but it was just haptic ghosting after she stopped replying.”

by artis sanctisoly March 9, 2026

Hastings Muchunga

A Psychic Spy or Remote Viewer and psychic stalker who is also known for psychic stalking

Hastings Muchunga is a Psychic spy or Remote Viewer

by Ichigobossu June 20, 2025