hamselt

Amazing person , child protected by god. Hamselt can do no wrong and is a bad bitch. No one can compare to him because hamselt is a queen. Everyone else is a pesant.

The queen is so hamselt

by Hajdjxodmmwnajjdbfvf October 4, 2016

Hasselhoff

To stick a seductive (often shirtless) picture of David Hasselhoff as the wallpaper of a coworkers desktop. Often occurs to one's computer after they have left their workstation unattended and unlocked.

Dude...I left for 5 minute and somebody Hasselhoffed my computer.

by packetboy October 29, 2012

Hansel and Gretal

Definition

1: When a girl feeds her man fruit all day so his cum tastes better. (verb)

"Yeah man, my girlfriend hansel and gretaled me all day so she could have something sweet without any calories"

by huibgsduifv August 28, 2016

Hässelflaben

1.Very flabby Hässels
2.The fat of a skinned penguin
3.David Hasselhoff's maiden name

That is a NOICE👌🏻 Hässelflaben.

by [e-mail] May 25, 2016

Hazsel

Hazsel is the best person to be around, always there to lift your spirits. She is the most special person in the world and if you ever get someone named Hazsel, you never let her go because she's going to be a keeper. She'll put your needs before hers and she's always the most beautiful person in the room. The best girlfriend, pure wife material

Hazsel is the best!

by bbross September 9, 2018

Hamel the Camel

Hamel the Camel is an awesome children's book written by Rick McEntee and beautifully illustrated by Bran Wilson. It is a story about a young camel's journey to find a mammal and all the friends he meets along the way. It is available at www.hamelthecamel.com.

Becky: "Do you know any great children's books that Carly can read?"

Amy: "Has she read Hamel the Camel yet?"

Becky: "No."

Amy: "Ohhhhh myyyyyy Goooood, Becky. Get that girl a copy today. I like Hamel the Camel and I cannot lie?"

by Ricky Bobby 07 March 18, 2019

A hampel

The act of pulling a stupid face and responding to stupid question in a sarcastic manner

Tommy pulled a hampel in response to timmys question

by Piesexual June 30, 2014