Alabama hotpocket

When u shit into a womens vagina then have sex with her while shit is still inside said vagina

Can we do a alabama hotpocket please?

by Alabamaboi November 9, 2019

cranial hotpocket

when you shoot someone in the forehead and then shit in the bullet hole.

“quit all that talk before i make your head a cranial hotpocket”

by sugomain April 20, 2020

Mexican Hotpocket

When needing to start a fire, getting a chihuahua to consume gas (drink or buttchug) then igniting the dog surrounded with tinder.

person one: "Man we should have a fire"
person two: "I dont have anything to start it with"
person one: "oh thats okay i have a chihuahua and theres gas in my car, we can do a mexican hotpocket"

by JakkieChan69 May 18, 2020

wisconsin hotpocket

the act of adding cheese during anal sex as a lubricant and then eating the cheese afterwards.

I loved the wisconsin hotpocket I had last night.

by Cold Soda January 17, 2021

Pepperoni Hotpocket

You bust a fat nut in a girls ass then slap pepperoni and a slice of bread on it while your cum drips out.

Bro! I gave Sharen a pepperoni hotpocket last night.

by DV-69 April 12, 2021

Muddy Hotpocket

The act of feeding your girl laxatives, corking her stinker and then stuffing an assortment of deli meats and cheeses inside her cunt before pounding her until she pops like a hot pocket in a microwave.

Brittany, I let Gavin give me a Muddy Hotpocket last night and now my box smells like thanksgiving at grams house.

by MissMonk April 19, 2021

jameslikes.hotpockets

Jameslikes.hotpockets is a very cool nice person! Although they have mental health problems

Hey you know Jameslikes.hotpockets?
Hell ya! They are amazing!

by Pricklypickle August 17, 2021