Guitarded

Someone with little to no musical skill on the guitar.

He cant even make an Em, he must be guitarded.

by Malcolm November 3, 2003

guitsmo

first thing you think of after a crazy session of naked wrestling in the dark on a bed when the two opponents are in love.

"After i won that match i saw guitsmo on the wall"

by tjab11 January 17, 2010

Guitar

A fantastic invention that can be used for both picking up chicks and pissing off neighbors. Generally involves 6-42 strings, 2-3 pickups, and lots of noise.

Bobby's neighbor called the police because his guitar amplifier was rattling windowpanes.

by wacko2 April 3, 2011

Gayitis

u just play fortnite so much u become a major virgin, a big enough one that u give up on going for girls, and settle down with going for guys as they are the only ones who will not sell or leave you on read

Friend 1: hey I just played so much Fort, I think I have a crush on my duo partner

Friend 2: u mean Jeff?

Friend 1: yeah...
Friend 2: that 100% gayitis

by Bishop from Juice November 18, 2019

Guitar Flap

The process of a male shaking his exposed genitals from up and down, in which the penis begins to flap.

Jeff’s Mom: Jeffrey, stop waving your naked penis all over the place!
Jeff: it’s called the guitar flap you dumb bitch!

by Allahman20 August 23, 2021

Erectric Guitar

The act of masturbation where one slides his hand up and down his penis while moving his fingers in a fashion similar to playing an electric guitar.

“Yo, I’m so grossed out!!! I went to Sean’s room to see if he wanted to play some ball outside and I caught him playin’ the Erectric Guitar!!! He looked so embarrassed!! ”

by GeoNeo714 April 12, 2019

Electric Guitar

The ultimate form of coolness. The second one puts the guitar on and the guitar so low that it's hip height immedialty becomes the ultimate pussy magnet. One strum of the power chord and the pussies will be melted.

“Yo, have you seen that sick ass electric guitar."
“I know right. Might melt some serious pussy with that axe."

by BigBoiDaddy February 28, 2020