guidopino

A filipino guido. see guido.

"look at that 6' 3" jacked guidopino. I did not know brown could go orange. Oh he's pist fumping."

by jeR- December 21, 2009

guypod

A gay man's collection of potential lovers.

Homo #1: Did you hook up with any cuties?
Homo #2: Well, let's just say I got a couple hot new downloads to my guypod!

by turkeysub3000 June 30, 2007

Guyon

-Most often a young man, of small stature (this is often due to Pinda (Indonesian) ancestry (however this is not a topic to be discussed when first encountering a Guyon). Guyons' characteristically behave fresh and fruity and are fond of traveling, specifically in a 'gangsta-like' manner---because of this, they moisturize their faces with sunscreen.
Guyons'are typically friendly, funny and sweet. They like to talk (too much) and enjoy making others laugh. But, warning! Guyons' have a tendency to keep messy houses and can also smell quite bad.

The Guyon that I've encountered says Tomatto not Tomato and is a bad-ass mutha-fucka.

by E$Gangsta February 3, 2010

Guido

Basically, that guy at the gym who:

- Begins screaming wildly while lifting 130 lbs.
- Lugs a 1 gallon water jug around, but never seems to drink it.
- Hits on anything that moves
- Obsesses with weight lifting, and takes Muscle Milk, Powerbars, or any other body building suppliment.
- Screams slogans while lifting weights, like "Feel da powa!"

Andrew is such a fucking guido. He was ejected from the gym for wearing sunglasses inside, and yelling that his workout partner should push "like his mother pushed him out of the womb." (True guido experience)

by Dashhh October 4, 2010

Guidouche

A guido and douchebag combination, a double negative by definition in that a Guido is by definition already a douchebag.

Dude, that guinea is such a guidouche!

by Franco Mena December 29, 2009

guidoville

see guido
A town in habited by guidos. usually down by the Jersey Shore, but occasionally in parts of New York City and other surrounding urabn areas. Frequent sitings of young, Italian men dressed in tracksuits with tight white tees, gold chains, and muscle cars.

Kerri: Wanna come down to my beach house this summer?
Me: Sure! Which beach is it at?
Kerri: Oh, down in Lavalette.
Me: Oh, it's in guidoville!

by jersey girl April 24, 2005

Guido

spends a lot of time getting ready in front of the mirror (probably longer than a woman), has enormous amounts of gel in his hair, wears a tight t-shirt or wife-beater and somehow eventually ends up with his shirt off. Ed Hardy shirts are preferred but if you're a poor guido Affliction shirts will do the trick. Other essential fashion accessories include designer sunglasses, gaudy jewelry (earrings, necklaces) and torn, stonewashed/white jeans. Steroids are almost a must and you must work out while looking into a mirror at all times. Over-Tanning is essential and a preferred look is an oompa-loompa shade of orange.The guido is very much into his looks, has a large ego, very proud of his italian ancestry, and very much into techno/euro-trance/beats music. This form of music gives way to the guido fist-pump and other forms of gyration. Guidos can dance anywhere including - but not limited to- parking lots and beaches. When guidos go out to party they engage in binge drinking, lame come-ons to anyone of the opposite sex, the guido-fist pump/dance off and the eventual roid-rage fight at the end of the night.

These guidos at the beach are cracking me up with their dancing.

by 305 guy December 22, 2009