Gurking

Term installed by king Theo remplacing glazing or meat riding for the new year

Damn Elo, stop gurking my shit

by Bzdvo January 1, 2024

“Gumping It”

To sexually take advantage of an individual who is slightly mentally disabled; not enough to be considered truly mentally disabled but enough to easily be pressured into sexual activity.

“Hey! That guy over there is totally “Gumping It” with those girls!”

by SpeedMcWeed December 6, 2023

Gumping

Forest “gump”ing throughout the world with no goal or aim and exploring the world

*its 3 am* lets go gumping!!

by neyom123 February 22, 2024

Gumping

Gumping is when a person blends up aborted fetuses, adds some sort of component which will turn said fetus into gelatin. It is then molded into “pocket pussy” then used vigorously.

Hey Steve wanna go gumping this weekend

by Munting man March 16, 2024

Gurting

The act of tying a living child to a weight bench, and sitting on their face with a bare bottom while doing extensive weight workouts. A partner then starts shoving paintings up its ass and saves it for munting it when it suffocates.

Tim: “I got a kid in the back of my van, let’s go gurting!”
John: “Hell yeah let me grab my rope and bench, so we can later workout on it and shove paintings up it’s ass!”
Tim: “I can’t wait to munt them!”

by JohnAdams57 March 18, 2024

Gulping

**Verb**

Using your back flexibility to commit self-inflicted Oral Sex on your genitals. Then proceeding to consume said genital-excrements through the mouth.

My Friend's mom caught me Gulping in the back seat of his BMW M3.

by tuesJizztits1 March 23, 2024

Glurping

One man one jar, however there is a preserved male penis in the jar.

Man, "Did you see how Stephen died? He died from Glurping!"

by daaluu April 10, 2024