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grumpy fart 

A grumpy fart is when ur bowels in ur asshole drop a megafuckton of octaves and make a sound that sounds like a whale just two steped a giraffe
Yo Jared just layer down the grumpy fart

Grumpy Member

Grumpy Member

/ˈɡrəmpē ˈmembər/

noun

def. A penis with fecal matter on it.
The Grumpy Member smelled poorly, a washing was in order.

Grumpy Dumpy 

A shit that is not refreshing and feels bad to let go
I just shitted in my pants this shit a grumpy dumpy. -Palmer Mcshitter

Grumpy dumpy 

A shit that is not refreshing to let go and you wish you hadn’t.
I just shifted my pants that shit was grumpy dumpy.

Grumpy dumpy 

When you let a shit go and it was not refreshing and you regret letting it go.
I just shitted my pants that shit was a grumpy dumpy.

Grumpy man cigar 

I dirty old man - Who has done meth / pain pills most of his life

Has barley any teeth if none, a perverted nasty gossiper who is usually covered with old man moles. Has nothing else to do with the rest of his pathetic life but smoke cigars, stink and talk shit about everyone.
Did you see the maintenance man Nickolas?
He's a real grumpy man cigar isn't he ?!!!!
Grumpy man cigar by Anteater555 December 14, 2022