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Crank the Cheese Grater

Slang term for masturbation, particularly of the male variety. Also used to describe hand jobs or other sexual acts involving the penis.

Also used to describe the act of grating Cheddar, Romano, Parmesan, or any other style of cheese for culinary purposes.
"Did you hear Zach got caught by his mom cranking the cheese grater last night? Totally embarrasing!"

"My arms were so tired after that workout I could hardly crank the cheese grater. Huge turn off."

"After receiving our soup at an Italian restaurant, the waiter proceeded to crank the cheese grater over out meals until we gave him the cue to stop. It was totally appropriate given the situation."
by C-Diddy145 June 25, 2009
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Gritter

A sexual act where a man/women place a finger in the bum and a finger in the vagina and rubs the wall between the two fingers.
by babermiester July 4, 2010
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gritter

One who fornicates with another, fully aware that they will soon be moving away to be with their girlfriend/boyfriend.
I hate being such a gritter, but he's so good in bed!
by Dr Bary November 19, 2011
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Cheese Grater

A sexual act which is performed in the classic doggy style position or any variation of, where the woman has an unusual amount of back acne. When the male is about to cum he pulls out a cheese grater or apple peeler and tries to remove as much back acne as possible before ejaculation with said instrument before the girl runs away. Extra points awarded if the woman has a humpback
"Kim's back is bleeding really badly because she got a cheese grater last night"
by UberNoCrono May 27, 2008
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Gritter

" IM a real gritter out here in these streets "
by amosc:Youtrippinghe October 18, 2019
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Gratteau

Gratteau means everything and nothing; it can really mean anything you want it to mean. It was created by Professor Dongovich when she was being tested in the field of science. She found herself puzzled on a difficult question, so she created "gratteau" and used it instead. She received full marks.
This is SO gratteau.

What is the meaning of life? GRATTEAU.
by Professor Zambio December 27, 2010
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Penis Grater

Penis grating is when the teeth scrape along the penis during oral sex.
Boy: Ey dave that girl last night, Proper Toothy,
Boy: Oh yeah?
Boy: Proper grated my Penis!!
Boy: No way so she's a proper penis Grater??
Boy: Yeah Dude it was awesome!!
by HannahBean&JessicaThePleb September 28, 2008
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