Grappledigenuinous

1. Sincere dual hook or hold of something or someone;

2. fixed secure hold at two points, unlikely to give way

3. dual grasp connected in a determined and unshakable way

After Toms child and wife approached, with his arms he was grappledigenuinous. (both arms sincerly holding them)

by mdboze October 12, 2009

Grapple butt

The act of grabbing the mans butt while performing oral and pulling closer.

She's great at giving head, she grapple butts.

by Aptv October 29, 2011

Grumples

1. The fastest kid you know these days.

Man: "Have you even seeeen the Grumples these days, you guys?"

Other Man: "Yeah dude. He's salad as a rock."

by thegrumples March 7, 2013

Grapple

A form of mix martial arts that requires no muscle to complete ultimate mortality in a victim of assault.

I grappled him down.

by hadessmithenweston March 19, 2016

Gramalexia

A condition that causes the person afflicted to frequently misread/mishear/misspeak words in their anagrams. For example: If one person were to say "I want to drink Tea" a person with Gramalexia would hear it as "I want to drink Eat" (since Tea and Eat are anagrams of one another)

Person A: John just asked if i want to go out with his meats! What does that even mean?
Person B: Oh don't mind him he has Gramalexia! He probably meant "Do you want to go out with my mates"

by fmss August 6, 2017

grapple cat

Grapple cat is when a cat decides to grab your hand and/or any other thing and attacks whilst still holding on to you/the thing for dear life

1: warning, lily likes to go grapple cat on your hand
2: what is that?
1: she will claw the shit out if your hand while biting it and refusing to let go.

by Z.K.2123 August 22, 2017

grumpledumplin

Cute short angry loveable people.

Awe don't be mad Grumpledumplin, everything's gonna be ok.

by AVsearch November 23, 2018