Goomba

Someone that's really stupid or dumb

Guy 1: YO GURL IZ A GOOMBA!
Guy 2: DON'T YOU TALK BOUT MAH LADY DAT WAY.

by ITZYOGURLKHIZZZZZY January 26, 2012

Goomba

Someone that is just acting stupid and does not know what the fuck they are doing or saying.

Sit down and shutup you are being a fucking goomba.

by Kwame Brown 133 October 10, 2018

Goomba

Another term for psilocybin cubensis mushroom(s); the small animated character resembling a golden brown mushroom in Mario Brothers™.

Did you get any goombas for the festival this weekend?

by GiveEmTheRazzleDazzle October 17, 2017

I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba

A direct quote from 'Mario evades the IRS' by Solid jj. References Mario, as well as tropes of various games in the Super Mario franchise (i.e rescuing Princess Peach from kidnappings, or jumping on Goombas to clear platforming challenges). Commonly used to refer to the simplicity of Mario as a concept, by implying the character exists simply to regularly fulfill these two tasks.

Mario's purpose is essentially "I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba."

by LJorSomething November 16, 2024

Goomba

A silly person, the dumbass in your friend group.

“Stfu brett you’re a Goomba”

by Yung Chico May 22, 2018