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Gold Digger

This is a girl who will disguise her intentions through layers of manipulations.

She's the kind of girl who will make you take her to the most expensive restaurant.

She'll say things like "I'm not the kind of girl you just take out to McDonalds. " This is a classic line used commonly.

She usually has an impressive list of ex boyfriends which is meant to impress you with the level of girl she is. These men are usually just rich marks and this should be a red flag.

She likes to humblebrag a lot to make her seem less materialistic than she truly is.

She wants your money, food and fancy clothes now. But if she's getting old, she might settle for a young guy who's going to be rich, like a medical student. Will usually get impatient and see other guys as well until they get married, or she dumps him for another guy.

She's a black widow and she's smart.
Dude she's a gold digger! Look at who she's dated and what she makes you spend!
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Golden Rules of Life

1. Bob's Golden Rule of Life #1 - Women Get It When They Want. Men Get It When They Can.

2. FOPEA - Females Obviously Prefer Egotistical Assholes.

3. The Harry/Sally Rule - "Men And Women Can Never Truly Be Friends Because The Sex Part Always Gets In The Way."

4. Naked Curiosity Rule - Males Always Desire Seeing Female Acquaintances Naked... Always.

5. All Availability Rule - Regardless of their own status, men are fundamentally averse to encouraging a relationship between any woman and any other man.
Guy 1: "Men and women are so different. I wish we had a manual to decode eachothers behaviour"

Guy 2: "We do! The Golden Rules of Life!"
by bobandbill April 25, 2011
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Ari Gold

Vincent Chase's agent in HBO's Entourage played by Jeremy Piven.

One of the coolest people on the planet.
"Fuck you Ari Gold." - Eric Murphy, Vincent's manager
by Ernest Hemingway December 15, 2008
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Golda

A really pretty, smart, and talented girl. She is usually tall and slim. She is one of the most nice and gorgeous girl you will ever meet! When you find a Golda, do not let go of her, because other than her stunning looks, and great personality, Goldas are usually great kissers! And trust me, a Golda will be a great Lover and Friend!
by newyorklife January 23, 2013
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arbor gold

A golden vintage of wine from the Arbor, rich and fruity

Considered to be one of the finest, expensive and highly sought after wines in all of Westeros.

Heavily restricted by climate and location; House Redwyne takes most of its' revenues from the global export of wine, the most profitable of which is Arbor Gold.
"Sup Dawg! Here, have a Bud!"

"Naw man, I'm celebrating tonight- here have a pull off my flagon of Arbor Gold."

"Man, that's bad ass- your next tumble with Roz is on me!"

"thanks"
by sixthirtytwo January 24, 2012
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vegas golden knights

An NHL expansion team that should’ve been complete shit but somehow are top 3 in the NHL.
How the fuck did we just lose 7-0 to the vegas golden knights in the playoffs?
by William Karlsson May 31, 2018
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Golden Hour

The glorious hour before the sun sets when the entire skyline seems to glow. This is also when white girls venture outside to take their best Instagram photos.
Becky: Hey Caren do you want to go take pics during Golden Hour tonight?
Caren: Yessss I need that for my Instagram.
by basicallywhatever November 24, 2018
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