crusty glove

A sock previously used for masturbationthat is now hardened from dried cum

Ryan's mom found his crusty glove when she was doing laundry

by Mafrackincrackin October 15, 2015

jamming glove

masturbating -- giving oneself manual pleasure (male or female)

*knock knock* Can I come in? You're not jamming glove in there, are you?

by darfle675 April 23, 2013

Butcher’s Glove

The Butcher’s glove is a sexual act performed by only the most daring Individuals. First, a female must insert her balled fist into her asshole, palm facing updwars. Once inserted, she must open her grasp. Then, a male inserts his penis into the woman’s vagina. The woman proceeds to grab the cock from within her own asshole, and stroke it vigorously. Causing great pleasure to both parties.

“ You wouldn’t believe what I saw last night in some raunchy new porno I was watching, this dude got himself a Butcher’s Glove!! “

“ Sally suffered an anal implosion after wrongly executing a Butcher’s Glove “

by Sad Sally January 31, 2021

dick glove

A condom

Sally wouldnt fuck Mitch unless he wore a dick glove, she wasnt taking the risk of getting pregnant again..

by 2fingersLoui May 18, 2014

Sneaky Glove

When someone (especially an unsuspecting friend) asks to borrow a pair of gloves you cum inside the gloves before handing them over and watch and wait for their disgust. This works particularly well at ice skating.

Did he just ask you for spare gloves?
Yeah, I'm gonna sneaky glove him!
Dude, that is gonna be joke.

by SlinkyWinky November 10, 2017

Warm Glove

When a female/male partner is giving a hand job to their male partner and the cum produced from the act covers the hand of the person giving the hand job resembling a glove.

Kyle: Hey man! I gave my bitch a warm glove last night in the back of my mom's car!

Chris: *high fives* Yeah man! You must have drenched that bitches hand in cum!!

by shreksmonstercock March 27, 2015

Walking gloves

Pockets.

Jane: Going out for a Sunday walk? Lucas: Indeed, just as soon as I slip my flesh forks into these fleece-lined walking gloves!

by Extremelybland December 17, 2008