Gib Gob a Job

When you give a goblin a job, and he winds up sending your company into the underworld because he's outlived the board with his 300 years of pension backing him.

Will often turn Yellow once they find out about the Simpsons, White People, and Thorium.

example: Bill Gates

The Did(diddo)'s gib gob a job, evidence were real.

by Bongchillacoppa January 25, 2024

Gib

The shortened pronunciation of gravity bong. Not GeEb. GeEb is just fucking gay.

“Hey wanna do some geebs?”

“Nigga tf is a geeb?! You mean Gib?”

by Lil Christy April 27, 2020

A Gib

to tighten you penile muscles, thus making the penis in an errect form - perform a short lift of the shaft.

I performed a gib to impress her

by Mamma Bull September 23, 2019

Gib Man

A word used to describe a great person

God Jhonny is great!

A real GIB MAN

by DERPmaster7 September 5, 2018

Gib

A unit of measurement signifying 150 lbs.

“Did you see Keegan lost some weight. He’s down to 225lbs.”
“Bro no way! He’s 1.5 Gibs.”

by Jtford April 18, 2021

GIB IDWY

An acronym of Google It Bitch, I Don't Work for You. Used as a reply to someone who disingenuous demand sources they can google on their own in an online discussion

-Jill Stein's running mate wrote a rap song celebrating the October 7th massacre
- SOURCE!
- GIB IDWY.You can easily find out if it's true yourself.

by Emet0710 November 28, 2024

gib fri

Used as a Twitter reply by poor toilet cleaning poorlaks whenever someone shares a big win

Prodigy, gib fri :)

by AutisticGambler August 25, 2020