A Jersey Boy’s Hair Gel

When you are masturbating (usually when seated) and ejaculate in the air which results in the semen landing on your head. You then have to stand up, go to a mirror, and slick your hair back Pauly D style.

Person 1-ayy why is Jim’s hair like that?
Person 2-he’s got a jersey boy’s hair gel
Person 1-ohh that explains y his hair is slicked back pauly d style

by anonymous May 1, 2023

nye-gel

Pronounced like Nigel. Nye-gel is the name of the best dog in the world.

Who's the goodest most bestist boy in the world? That's right Nye-gel is!

by Careater February 26, 2025

Ny-Gel

A “Rokkstar” artist in the new era of music. Meaning Black Champion, Confident, Pure hearted, Loving, Funny, Energetic, Having Knowledge, Colorful, and Original.

Today I listened to Ny-Gel’s new album and it made my day so much better.

by Alexia Uman June 16, 2020

Gel head Alan

When Gel head Alan picks up Baldy Ross-ter. He also has feelings for Gel Head Mark

Gel Head Alan has arrived in his Nissan Duke

by Rhysy lost hair hitler November 16, 2020

Mercury Silver Ink Gel Pen Are Mozen <Mouzen>

Mercury Silver Ink Gel Pen Are Mozen <Mouzen>

Mercury Silver Ink Gel Pen Are Mozen <Mouzen>

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 10, 2025

Gel Picture

When you're a jackass that doesn't smile for your school portrait and sit there like a dipshit with a blank expression on your face.

Kid 1: Mitchell's dumbass didn't smile for the photographer at school today

Kid 2: Yeah but that's a fuckin badass gel picture

by Made Werritt September 8, 2020

minceing gel

The decades long collection of ones own smegma

"Hey wana smell my minceing gel"

by Dixynormus84 November 27, 2023