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GEL

GEL stands for a type of highschool that has pussyies istead of students but every time GEL has a soccer game against EPAL they win.
GEL tha pas an pareis panw 17 sto tetramhno, alliws orthodokso EPAL
by To mouni ths manas sou December 24, 2020
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Gel Blasting

When a guy grows his public hair out and makes it into a second penis using hair gel, then using both to penetrate both holes at the same time.
Yo bro, I just got done gel blasting.
by Niggerlover34 May 26, 2024
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gel

Getting the fuck outta there! romany gypsy word used round south east England.
come on mush gavvas are coming lets gel!
by Bigboy packet August 24, 2021
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Gel Picture

When you're a jackass that doesn't smile for your school portrait and sit there like a dipshit with a blank expression on your face.
Kid 1: Mitchell's dumbass didn't smile for the photographer at school today

Kid 2: Yeah but that's a fuckin badass gel picture
by Made Werritt September 8, 2020
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Gel head Alan

When Gel head Alan picks up Baldy Ross-ter. He also has feelings for Gel Head Mark
Gel Head Alan has arrived in his Nissan Duke
by Rhysy lost hair hitler November 16, 2020
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Shower Gel Paradox

A symptom of showering tierd -

When one showers in a reduced state of awakeness that they momentarily forget the application of shower gel and therefore are caught in an infinite loop of reapplying shower gel.
Mark: Adam was never seen again, legend has it his skin was bright red when they found him.

Leo: Ah the Shower Gel Paradox it's becoming an epidemic.
by MrDeeny May 23, 2023
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