Hunter-gatherer

What to call someone who is ✨slaying, cooking, serving, and eating ✨

Girl, you’re, like, such a hunter-gatherer! ✨

by Eaten Baguette June 11, 2025

gather girl

A woman—typically between the ages of 25-55—that hangs corny, generic signs throughout her house that read "GATHER" or "BLESS THIS HOUSE" or "LOVE NEVER FAILS" etc. These signs are procured from stores like Kirkland's, Bed Bath & Beyond, and Target.

This woman is whiter than ranch dressing, most likely a wino, and lives in the cookie-cutter suburbs but will tell anyone she meets that she lives in INSERT CLOSEST CITY HERE.

*Leaves cousin's housewarming party in Round Rock, TX
"Did you see that wall of corny-ass signs in their living room? I didn't realize Amber was a Gather Girl. Please kill me if our living room ever looks like that."

by cre8ivusername April 13, 2021

Gathering

The act or process of gathering porn for your porn collection. This is a practice used by hardcore porn fans.

Person 1: Hey bro why are you hiding your pone screen?
Person 2: I'm just gathering for my Calculator + app
Person 2: Bro we are in public! wtf

by dat_walking_meme January 22, 2019

Minnesota Gathering

A lumberjack orgy.

This wasn’t his first Minnesota gathering and it sure as hell won’t be his last.

by ElZarape July 16, 2020

Crap-gathering point

A place where hoarders and/or procrastinators put things like dirty dishes, books or other items.

When I checked on my roommate, their room had several crap-gathering points consisting of dirty plates and bowls; their filthy clothes; and empty soda cans.

by anonymous June 13, 2021

Gathering

A more biblical term for a church service. At churches with “gatherings”, you can get in trouble for using the wrong term.

Uneducated church member: “What service do you go to, 9:30 or 11?“
Educated member: “You mean ‘Gathering’.”
Guest: “What’s a Gathering?”
Educated member: “It just means church service.”

by Churcheducator June 19, 2020

Family Gathering

An event where you have to interact with your weird cousins, where you're grandma still doesn't get that your aunt is dating ''friend'' Claire and when they disappear to another room they ain't knitting, and you're Uncle Terry likes to get drunk and tell you how the Royal Family are Reptilians and 9/11 was an inside job.

Michel: Hey Will, wanna come over this weekend?
Will: Sorry, can't, I have to go to a family gathering
Michel: OK, how many tabs are you gonna need?
Will: Twelve

by Big, Big, Martian November 30, 2022