FUBAR Fountain of Fun

The act of inserting the neck of a bottle of beer into a woman's vagina, and then shaking the bottle. The resulting reaction of removing the bottle will cause the beer to spray all over the place - resulting in the FUBAR (Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition) Fountain of Fun.

Dude, me and Toby were FUBAR last night, and then we did a FUBAR Fountain of Fun with your mom!

by Zief May 4, 2008

FUBAR-Dick

When one is FUBAR'ed (Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition) and cannot "get it up."

Much like Whiskey Dick.

DUDE 1: Man I ended up at her place, but was FUBAR'ed so when it came time to do the deed I couldn't even get it up.

DUDE 2: Sounds like FUBAR-Dick man, that sucks

by Fübahrt December 27, 2010

fubar<fucked up beyond recognition>

fucked up beyond all recognition is an expression to stress the fact that there cannot be an upper limit to being fucked up.
excessive fucking makes a pussy look like something it is not supposed to. In the extreme cases one may even fail to recognize it. The above expression is directly derived from this fact.

I am fubar<fucked up beyond recognition> in my thesis.

by Santabanta ka dost April 29, 2008

fubar

a website that is labeled as an online virtual bar and social network site

have you seen my NSFW pix on fubar?

by dukes69charger July 26, 2018

FUBAR

F-FUCKED

U-UP
B-BEYOND

A-ANY

R-RECOGNITION

JACKS MATES: Jacks house is FUBAR

JACK: it’s worse than that

by jonahthewhale321 May 25, 2018

Fatalist Fubarism

The Fatalist Fubarists are part of a devotional sect known as "Fatalist Fubarism". Which is comprised of people inbrought to the Fubarist religion (or had come to the recognise that our world being f*cked up beyond any recognition) via their belief in fatalism The doctrine that all events are subject to fate or inevitable necessity, or determined in advance in such a way that human beings cannot change them.

The practitioner Icarous of the Fatalist Fubarist sect mentioned to his pal Cheyenne that the world was f*cked up beyond any recognition because all events are subject to fate and human beings cannot change them.

Cheyenne mentioned to Icarous that this Fatalist Fubarism was totally a Debbie Downer.

by Fubarism October 22, 2020

Fubar

Fubar stands for fucked up beyond all repair. When someone is so turnt at a party they have to put in a bathtub to calm down before rejoining the party.

"Dude, she got so fubar at that party, it was just beyond real." {fucked up} {turnt}

by Atrackkid October 7, 2016