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freshie

1. The holy grail of footwear, a brand-spankin’-new pair of shoes (or other garment) that you summon from the mystery backroom after enduring the tragic fate of trying on bacteria-infested display models.

2. That euphoric moment when you confidently declare, “I’ll take a freshie!” to the part-time, acne-faced employee, who now understands that your standards are higher than Skid Row, LA.

3. The embodiment of newness with the sweet smell of retail victory, often accompanied by a strut upon exiting the store, because nothing says "winning" like a new pair kicks that haven't been through months of fake-buyers who pretend they can afford $19 sneakers.
“My friend thought he could pull off the display shoes until I said, ‘Bro, those are so far gone, you need a freshie and a therapist!’”

“When I asked for a new, fresh pair of shoes JayQuon looked at me like I was crazy. Whoa slow down playa. I'm not the chump working for minimum wage. New fetch my freshies!"
by Sam_Joanneski November 16, 2024
mugGet the freshiemug.

freshies

the slang for dumb bitches who keep flexing (showing off) their new acrylics smh
no one:

that dumb fuckwit: omg did you see my freshies???
by anguscow August 29, 2019
mugGet the freshiesmug.

Freshy

by Buck son January 5, 2019
mugGet the Freshymug.

freshie

A fresh (or new) item.
"Yo, you got stig?"
"Yeah, its a freshie"
by bpsphotons March 10, 2025
mugGet the freshiemug.

Freshie

A person who thinks he's cool but is actually a wasteman.
See how he's acting, he's such a freshie.
by Lil Xeno April 13, 2020
mugGet the Freshiemug.

Freshies

Freshies are the new posts on a site such as tumblr.com

When you're scrolling and getting bored of posts and look up and see there are new posts, those are "freshies". Freshies are the best because it's like an iOS update... you never know what's in store!
My dashboard was getting lame and then I looked up and saw there were freshies! I love me some freshies!
by 12143 December 15, 2015
mugGet the Freshiesmug.

freshy

when someone comes from a foreign country and does not understand slang in the country they migrated too
by freshorneesh March 25, 2019
mugGet the freshymug.

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