When a man's penis is fully erect and the foreskin still hangs off the dick end. Usually caused by excessive tugging of the foreskin or from having too many boys chew on it like bubble gum.
Son: "Dad? Why does your bald burrito look like shit?"
Dad: "Well you see son, I have a Foreskin Fortress!"
Son: "When I grow up, will I have a foreskin fortress?"
Dad: "Shut the fuck up son, and keep chewing your bubble gum!"
Dad: "Well you see son, I have a Foreskin Fortress!"
Son: "When I grow up, will I have a foreskin fortress?"
Dad: "Shut the fuck up son, and keep chewing your bubble gum!"
by the dismal paloosie July 08, 2010
the foreskin master is the controller of the universe. no single being can compare to the foreskin master, he is like god, only better and higher in the ranking.
by marvin barrs November 27, 2004
A phrase used in League of Legends to describe a situation when 4 out of 5 summoners on a team are using skins. It's a way to embarrass the 5th summoner playing without a skin on their champion, and therefore labeling their team the foreskin of a penis.
by AdventuresOfCarl July 20, 2014
by OLDFUCKLIFEMAN November 02, 2010
by AmandathePanda007 May 29, 2011
A half-circumcised penis. Typically, the top half is circumcised and the bottom half has a healthy foreskin droop, but it can go either way. The most popular reason for having a foreskin mullet is because it is an interesting strategy for "docking". It is most common on the east coast, but is slowly becoming more and more popular in the midwest.
"Hey did you see Jimmy's foreskin mullet? That guy knows how to party!!"
"Yeah bro, I'm jealous!! He is totally business in the front, party in the back!"
"Yeah bro, I'm jealous!! He is totally business in the front, party in the back!"
by HarDoug316 May 20, 2014
When you take you're unsurmised foreskin and stretch it around your body, like a turtle neck keeping you warm in the winter
by billylongydongy December 03, 2019