Floral necrophilia

Necrophilia, but floral. The world is your oyster!

Jimmy: Hey, Uncle Tom, you’ll never guess what I got up to this weekend.

Uncle Tom: Well why Jimmy, I hope it wasn’t floral necrophilia again!
Jimmy: Fuck. Literally

by Floral necrophilia April 19, 2025

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Florallergy

A person who is allergic to flowers or flower pollen.

My friend named Tom has a florallergy.

by ShadeScript May 18, 2025

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Florallergy

Anyone, typically a person or an animal, who has an allergy towards flowers and pollen.

The doctors diagnosed Tom with florallergy.

by ShadeScript May 18, 2025

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Florals for spring

Something that is to be expected.

Friend 1#: My new baby was crying all night!

Friend 2#: Right, right florals for spring.

by Jayyyyyyyyy! July 9, 2025

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A name for a popular fabric design with a usually white background and many randomly placed small colorful flowers. You would see this pattern on something light and fun like an Easter dress or your grandma's pillowcase

Ditzy floral

by Petrifiedchicken March 7, 2024

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