Flex Mag

Purgatory. Where one minute feels like an eternity, and dreams go to die. No mind is safe from its ravaging claws as you're dragged into oblivion.

God help us we're at the Flex Mag right now. I'd rather get Dustin Arko'd right now than be here.

by TheRedGladiator January 4, 2023

Entrepreneurial flexibility

Making it impossible for your customers and suppliers not to do business with you.

"SRS's entrepreneurial flexibility gives them a competitive advantage over competitors because they constantly stay ahead of market needs in terms of customers and suppliers."

by Silicon King December 25, 2011

Non-octo flexitarian

A person who prefers the vegetarian diet, but occasionally eats meat as long as it's not an octopus.

I can't have that octopus, sorry. Keep in mind I'm a non-octo flexitarian.

by tomas2022 April 18, 2022

Gen X flex

Showing off your capacity to not be intimidated by anything offensive, and the will to top it.

'He said yo nana sucks cock in hell!'
'Whatever man, if it makes her happy it can't be that bad.'
'OMG, that was such a Gen X flex!'

by Mr_Saketumi February 27, 2023

Flexico

Place made up by MFK Marcy Mane when he was listening to Travis Scott the song called Quintana. In college he was drawing the map and based it off East Africa and Kagera River.

Are you even from flexico?

by loopdigga... June 27, 2019

Weirdgardium flexiosa but ok

Used in reply to something odd or weird that you wouldn't agree with or understand, but go with anyway but it's used by harry potter fans.
Also see:weird flex, but okand wingardium leviosa

A: I love you.
ME: *with a drawn on scar round glasses and a dobby pillow* weirdgardium flexiosa but ok

by Wasuuuuup December 10, 2018

Flex Offender

Someone who is registered as being a flex offender. A person who feels the need to flex on everything they do.

“Aye cuh, we finna go toes?? Cuz you already know I’m a registered Flex Offender.”

by Benjie F. July 20, 2018