flatulatology

the study of farts

My dad has an honorary degree in flatulatology.

by yy4u September 5, 2009

flattention whore

Someone who imitates or genuinely emits sounds of flatulence with the hopes of gaining social stature or approval among peers. Usually male.

Ricky farted loudly and looked around the workplace frantically for approval, yet to his dismay everyone had their headphones on. He's such a flattention whore.

by iLLapino October 4, 2011

Fratulence

when all the boys fart in unison and cause partial nuclear fallout

- Dude, the Delta Gamma Epsilon house was dumb stanky last night, it smelt like someone ODed on chalupas

- nah, don’t worry man, Brad made his legendary seven bean nachos so all the boys were experiencing hella Fratulence

by nwlxlckejx December 21, 2019

Flawgulent

A nigga or niggas who act fake asf aka a green ass nigga

You is a flawgulent ass nigga

Y’all niggas flawgulent

by JoogUhNiggaJack November 11, 2021

intracranial flatulation

The politically correct version of the more coarse "brain-fart" - suitable for use in business settings, testifying before Senate subcommittees, public speaking engagements or other instances where "brain-fart" might prove to be offensive to sensitive parties.

"I apologize, Senator, my recollection as to how the three billion dollars was misappropriated escapes me at the moment - I'm sure it must be here somewhere - I'm clearly suffering from intracranial flatulation."

by JSC66Austin August 27, 2009

Chronic Flatulitis

A doctor diagnosed condition where a person cannot control farts. The condition must be present for more than 6 months in succession and the farts must occur at least 5 times an hour every waking hour of each day.

I was farting all the time so I went to the doctor. She diagnosed me with Chronic Flatulitis.

by IRStinkee March 6, 2019

sub-cranial-flatulence

The proverbial "brain fart". Also known as "scf". Making a silly mistake. A small, yet ridiculous blunder.

"I was suffering from some sort of "sub-cranial-flatulance" that day, my bad."

"You should take sumthin' fer that "SCF" of yours... "

by Fish October 15, 2004