duvet flartte

A slow but richly brewed fart quietly released under the duvet. A variety of flavours with a nutty aftertaste. For a intimate and emotional experience share your Duvet Flartte with a partner by pulling said duvet over their head.
Bellia, Jean Marc

John was breawing a deadly duvet flartte all day. Whilst in bed with his long term girl friend John released his duvet flartte then suddenly pulled the duvet over her head. Their relationship was never the same.

by Wordsmith Hero May 29, 2014

Fat flatty

That girl who despite being fat is also flat E40 Flat fatty

See E40 over there? Fat flatty is shaken that ass.

by Goddamn Sugar Snap Peas July 18, 2016

General Flatness of a Sphere

A remarkable question that no one can answer. Not even your next door asian can solve this.

Dude 1 : What is the General Flatness of a Sphere?
Asian dude : Wow what a good question.
Dude 1 : no.

by Burgoined February 26, 2019

Flatten you out

To lay one flat. More specifically, to position someone in the prone position, put two fingers in their ace to metaphorocally say "I own you bitch"

Yo, bitch. Cross me one more time and I will flatten you out bitch lay

by BigbootyAngie December 18, 2015

stalk - flattered

the act of being flattered by ones creepy stalking actions and/or words directed at you.

delia - omg so jake said he's going to surprise me with flowers...which is weird because i never see him?

jody - does he ever see you?

delia - yeah he said he knows my whole schedule! isn't that cute?

jody - dude don't be so stalk - flattered...

by mylove2011 December 20, 2010

Flatheads

The term Walmart employees use to describe the difference between a wing and a drummie when ordering chicken wings.

Customer: " Can I get an order of chicken wings?"
Walmart Employee: "Do you mean the flatheads or the drummies?"

by daskjghrg September 19, 2016

Flatten the Curve

The objective of social distancing with respect to the person-to-person transmission of infectious disease; limited interpersonal contact decreases the acceleration phase of disease spread and the subsequent massive health care burden that follows as people manifest symptoms.

Listen to the scientists, not the fucking politicians; It's time to Flatten the Curve.
Until further notice, each person must maintain a 1-meter separation from everyone else--regardless of symptoms.

by YAWA March 13, 2020