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Flashbang

To have cum shot into your eyes to the point you are blinded
“How was your night with Ted, Jenny?”
“Well it was going great until I got flashbanged and couldn’t see”
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Flashbang

To have cum shot into your eyes to the point you are blinded
“Hey Jenny, how was it with Ted?”
“Well it was great and all until I got flashbanged and couldn’t see for the rest of the night
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Flashcarding

Writing a fuck tonne of stupid flashcards for uni
What are you doing for study

Im flashcarding bro!
by BigJoey69420 April 10, 2023
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Flashbanged myself

When you masturbate and hit yourself in the eye during the cumshot
I was just jerking off and fucking flashbanged myself
by Thatshowyougetants2257 July 28, 2023
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flashbang

(Vtubing, Noun)
1) An instance where a vtuber's clothing briefly vanishes due to a software glitch.
2) An instance where a vtuber knowingly or unknowingly gives the viewer an upskirt shot.
Vtuber Filian is known for her frequent flashbangs.
by Maschinenmensch June 14, 2023
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Flashcart

A flashcart is a type of cartridge popular within consoles that allow you to play a game or ROM that has been dumped or found online through illegal activity
“Yo have you heard abt the switch MIG?”
“The flashcart?”
by dxnissexy July 15, 2024
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Flashbang

A video, image, or bit of text that throws the viewer off, and immediately shaves away any previous assumptions about possible routes a story may take.

An example of a flashbang:

Anon1: Do real kids actually not like broccoli?

Anon2: I was poor so we had nothing but microwave shit and ramen. I didn't try broccoli until I was in JR high and I was so surprised at how good it tasted. My friends mom had made broccoli and cheese. I ate about 3 servings and told her how it was my first time to try it. I told them how cartoons always told me it would taste so bad. >>I wish I could have fucked my friend's mom.<<
Billy: I was watching this video of cats making cute noises, and the guy who posted it Flashbanged me with an image of a gaping manhole.

Steve: Yar, the internet be a cruel mistress.
by munchiesnOOb November 30, 2023
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