Flare

A literal king at things that I dont know how the Hell it works

"Yo I heard a guy called Flare wants to challenge you" Friend 1
"Ez peace of cake"

"Loses The match"
"What the Fuc-"

by BlazeKnight May 11, 2022

Flare

Someone who doesn't know how to play soccer

"that guy is such a flare"

- teams coach

by Not_Trash August 08, 2020

Flare

A sudden burst of barely controllable anger;usually caused by a less intelligent individual with equivalent or higher social or professional status "talking shit"

1:If that teacher says ONE more word about my punctuality, you guys are gonna see the brightest flare
2: Nigga you ain't the Sun

by A.D/S October 13, 2014

Flare

Webhost --- Free --- Awesome --- need I say more?

Can I have webhosting Flare

by Raymond December 01, 2003

Flare

An expensive Drug in which the user would have to inject

That guys a junkie; he's shoots up flares

by SlangGods March 16, 2015

Flare Flamberson

Flare Flamberson is just a singer from the bronx.

Hey did you hear flare flamberson's new song?
Yeah!

by euphoria_eup August 10, 2024

pop a flare

To jizz oneself

*Albie and Ryan are standing*
*Erica walks by and Ablie reaches for his crotch while simultaneously displaying his O Face*
Ryan: "What happened? Did you just pop a flare?"
Albie: "Yeah...I popped a flare"
Ryan: *Steps away* "Yeah I figured"
Ablie: "Yeah..."

by gosox19 May 24, 2013