Flannel Wash

An item that is used to simultaneously was your Anus, face and Vagina as the same time and is a modern take on hygienic washing.

Bekki hurt her leg at PT. She was struggling to walk so her log suffering boyfriend Leon offered to give her a flannel wash. He started from the bottom up to maximise hygiene.

by BadBoyFlannelMan November 26, 2024

Flannelator

1. Mix and portmanteau of the words "Flannel" and "Gladiator".
2. A person that wears flannel outfits everyday
3. A fictional WEC/IMSA Livery used by Team Codename_Hurricane (fictional racing team in WEC and NASCAR) and Hurricane Catch-22ers (fictional racing team in IMSA GTP) in number #89

1. "I just invented the word 'flannelator'"
2. "Man, flannels are way too amazing to wear!"
3. "Hence the name of the new McLaren Solus GT will be used in our team, Welcome. Flannelator."

by NewYork6792 January 1, 2025

FLANNEL JADEN

When one has experienced an overwhelming. amount of flannel garb to the point of it becoming dull, mediocre, 'mid', unflattering, dreadful, etc.. to the human eye

Flannel + Jaden

Flannel - Twilled wool with a loose texture and a slight napped surface in a checkered pattern (usually in black + red)
Jaded - Lacking interest or desire due to having experienced too much of something.

Billie mocked Trevor, for Billie had become a Flannel Jaden, apathetic and hateful towards Trevor's constant flannel fits, begging him to just wear something else for once.

by CheeseCAKEGIRL January 4, 2025

Fancy Flannel Friday

The day out of the week where you wear your favorite flannel on Friday just to be awesome and good looking. It can be any kind of flannel. And it doesn't have to be the same one every wekk

It can also be called FFF for short.

"Hey dude, don't forget to wear your flannel for Fancy Flannel Friday this week! You forgot last week and you were the only one in class without one!"

"FFF is my favorite day out of the week! I get to wear my brand new flannel I just bought.

by DrummerJosh February 25, 2012

soggy flannel

When a womans vagina goes wrinkly and soggy at the edges (Soggy Flannel).

Max: Her fanny looked like a soggy flannel.
Ethan: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

by Max Donnanoodles August 24, 2016

Blue Flannel

The go-to option for an unsolicited dick pic backdrop. Particularly when trying to "woo" somebody.

Hey, I like your blue flannel, Brian!

by NardHipples March 3, 2019

Butt flannel

A piece of cloth specifically used to wipe and clean your anus whilst washing yourself.

The rest of my family may use it on their faces, but to me it’s my butt flannel!

by dirk-diggler69 June 30, 2021