Flake and Bake

When you have a stoner friend who flakes out on you to go get stoned by themselves or with other stoners.

We were going to hang out but he'll probably just flake and bake... again.

by philia summer January 24, 2012

flake shower

The rain of dandruff that comes off your head when you scratch.

When Joe scratched his head, the flake shower that came off him rivaled that of Ally Sheedy in the Breakfast Club when she made it snow on her drawing.

by vwallac September 18, 2008

Bitch flakes

What someone ate for breakfast before doing or saying something particularly bitchy.

"My boss just yelled at me for being away from my desk for ten minutes. I was in the bathroom."

"Well, somebody had a big helping of bitch flakes this morning."

by sleslie2425 May 25, 2013

booty flake

when your eating her ass and you get a lil extra flavor

I was eating her ass and I caught a booty flake on my tongue.

by BootyEaterPapaFrank May 08, 2020

poop flakes

Tiny Microscopic particles left in your underwear after releasing a flatus. Sometimes larger crusties found on sheets, pillows or furniture following nudity.

I know Kitty was in the bed last night, there are poop flakes all over the sheets.

by joejoekitty October 29, 2007

Booger Flake

A semi dried wafer thin snot membrane that flops back and forth as you breathe in and out. It usually occurs in the quiet of night when your bladder is about to burst but there is no way you are getting up to pee let alone get a Kleenex. Be warned! Do not attempt a nocturnal snot rocket. When dried this may result in a razor sharp fish scale esque barnicle that will adhere to anything it touches. This can be a bad situation (as you may have guessed) ... not that I know from experience!!!?

The bitch was keeping me awake with her whistling booger flake.

by projectmatter May 09, 2009

Bolivian flake

Another term for cocaine, can also be called Peruvian flake.

I came across some real Bolivian flake lately and decided to buy a ball.

by TheOldPornStar August 27, 2017