ass fister

1) An insult used commonly behind someones back to describe them as a person.
2) An insult used in a heated debate

1) "Dude, Troy is an ass fister."
2)
Man 1: "your mom"
Man 2: "yeah, great comeback ass fister"

by JNEWME August 13, 2005

Chicken Fister

A guy that likes to fist ladies with lovely shaven pussy's.....these pussy's often look like a chiken breast.

That guy is sooooo Sick and Wrong, he only gets off when he can chicken fister a chick

by Kyndra. April 10, 2009

FIRSTer

A person involved with FIRST robotics.

FIRSTers are so awesome for spending six weeks building a robot.

by supercoolFIRSTer April 26, 2011

Firster

A name describing the state of being first.

If your not Firster, your last.

by Caroline16 June 8, 2009

Sister Fister

Nun hand fucker

I fisted the sister during confession

by Mista Fista March 28, 2004

dell fister

Cutting off the rind of a lemon such that the pulp only exists, then mash the lemon up in your hand, and fist your partners anus. At the end of the fisting, the lemon should be well ground up in the anus, and one should leave the pieces of lemon behind.

"That girl last night really wanted it hard and painful so I gave her a dell fister", said Bob.

"Wow man that is gross, did you drink it later?", questioned Joe.

Bob exclaimed, "Yeah, you know how I enjoy a good dell slurpee"

by lemon_guy_1984 August 30, 2009

Chinese fisters

Party game, like Chinese whispers. Everyone gets in a line, and each person inserts a hand (right or left) into the rectum of the person in front of them. The person at the back then starts with a well known phrase (or a film title, or the name of a book) and, using sign language, communicates the phrase to the inner arse lining of the person in front, who passes it up the line as they then understand it. And so on. When it gets to the front of the line, that person speaks out loud the phrase they think it is, and the person at the back tells them what it started as. Much hilarity ensues.

Jesus Christ my arse is still bleeding from the Chinese fisters we were playing last night. Stan started out with "I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son," and I ended up with "Fuck your mother yourself, you cabbage faced tosspot." Brilliant!

by Grayson Porlock October 25, 2007