1. a simp for Jesus, very Catholic maybe too much. Probably very overbearing to talk to.
2. If you have such a fetish, why and please consider seeing a psychiatrist, you sick fuck.
2. If you have such a fetish, why and please consider seeing a psychiatrist, you sick fuck.
Son: Father, I think I've developed a fetish for our only Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
Father: It's great to hear that you have faith in God no-, Wait what?
Son: A Jesus fetish, Father!
Father: What the fuck is wrong with you? Get the fuck out of my house, you're not my son anymore I'm disowning you.
Father: It's great to hear that you have faith in God no-, Wait what?
Son: A Jesus fetish, Father!
Father: What the fuck is wrong with you? Get the fuck out of my house, you're not my son anymore I'm disowning you.
by Kazariiiiiiiiiiii-chan July 2, 2022
Get the jesus fetishmug. The bundle of startling, confusing, alienating, distracting, and/or strange experiences associated with being a sexual fetishist in the presence of one's specific fetish interest while in a non-sexual context, as though a loud bell were suddenly ringing, that only the fetishist can hear.
As a clown fetishist, going to the circus always gives me fetish clang, because I feel like I'm watching live porn that no one else sees as being porn.
by anonymous June 27, 2021
Get the Fetish Clangmug. When a man gets sexually aroused by seeing the existence of a cat. Usually, the cat is brown and pink with a nice long tail. The man jacks off with his good ol' buddies at their Christmas party to their ex's cat.
The black haired albino has a large Cat Fetish to his Ex's Mom's Cat. He can't be around the cat too long or he might do something to the woman.
by CatFetisher December 31, 2017
Get the Cat Fetishmug. noun.
Having an extreme fixation, usually sexually satisfying on something, for people who are skilled at mathematics.
Having an extreme fixation, usually sexually satisfying on something, for people who are skilled at mathematics.
Teacher : "The opposite of an intregal is a derivative"
Dude 1: "Dude, did you see that girl orgasm in the back of the room?"
Dude 2: "Yeah dude, I'm pretty sure she has a math fetish"
Chick 1: "He was so uncool until he talked math to me. We had sex after he explained a calculus concept."
Chick 2: "you totally have a math fetish"
Dude 1: "Dude, did you see that girl orgasm in the back of the room?"
Dude 2: "Yeah dude, I'm pretty sure she has a math fetish"
Chick 1: "He was so uncool until he talked math to me. We had sex after he explained a calculus concept."
Chick 2: "you totally have a math fetish"
by ihaveamathfetish October 12, 2009
Get the Math Fetishmug. A tongue fetish is a fascination with tongues. You like the length, width, and anything else involved with it.
by EbonyyAngell June 18, 2017
Get the Tongue fetishmug. by TyHigh October 16, 2008
Get the Fetish girlmug. A nose fetish is having an extreme liking for noses, either mearly their appearance or the feel of them as well. Both girls and guys can find different shapes of noses particularly apealing.
~ Nose Fetish in action ~
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Craig: "What's your favorite thing about ME, then?
Figure.10: *thinks* "Uh...your nose."
Craig: "...WHAT??!?"
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Craig: "What's your favorite thing about ME, then?
Figure.10: *thinks* "Uh...your nose."
Craig: "...WHAT??!?"
by Figure.10 May 29, 2009
Get the Nose Fetishmug.