Faffel

A faffel is a fossilized waffel, real or imagined, as defined by my five year old granddaughter.

That waffel is so old, it must be a faffel.

by Fossil Finder August 11, 2018

faffle

To scoff upraucously at someone.

After the mayor unrolled his plans for the bridge, the townspeople faffled at him.

by 4E5V6A7n 4yvc8896o87u755t976u6 January 11, 2019

Faffluent

A person or person(s) who try to appear more affluent than they are.

Hey Drew! Look at those broads over there-they're so faffluent

by Sezpez90 June 27, 2019

FAFF

Flat as Fuck Freidly

Bro, that girl is FAFF. No way I’ll take her to hoco.

by Sully3215 September 24, 2019

Faff

The slithery and noxious mixture of poseur intellectual effluvia and anal mucosa secretions that flows from the eunuch holes and/or brain cloacas of deluded, over-the-hill malcontents. Of no known scientific, commercial, or spiritual value.

Rideforever keeps leaving faff stains behind whenever he sits on the upholstery!

by Numpumpum March 24, 2020

faffynet

when youre internet is especially slow
when you get a buffer fest on twitch
when your ping is above 500

man, i was doing good but then i got faffynet
i was enjoying my favorite streamer but i had to watch in 160p because i have faffynet

by faffyfaff July 29, 2020

foyff

If your a group chat member stop looking this up 🤠

Ronald, Draco foyff

by Bfto November 19, 2020