Broken faucet

Someone who leaks a lot when horny

He is such a broken faucet when I humiliate him.

by JYKowalski August 21, 2025

Faucet

Another name for a monstrous, large throbbing cock

He had a whole ass faucet on him HOLYYYY

by Sienna millsy May 25, 2022

Philadelphia faucet

You come in someone’s mouth you jump on their stomach, so it blows out their nose

Yo I’m gonna give you a Philadelphia faucet

by Philadelphia master February 23, 2025

faucet flatulence

Refers to the noisy whooshy spluttering in your pipes when turning on a spigot, often heard when doing so for the first time after having the water turned back on, and so there is lots of accumulated/trapped air in the plumbing that has to be "exhausted".

I just about had a heart attack in first grade when the tap on the sink in the boy's room started making loud popping and banging sounds --- and erratically spewing frothy water --- while I was washing my hands. Well, after all, what with my being only eight years old at the time, and with the washroom's echoey concrete walls and floor amplifying and distorting every little sound, it was only logical that I would have been terrified at this unexpected occurrence --- so much so, in fact, that I frantically called the Principal down to show him. He was totally understanding and sympathetic, gently explaining to me that there was nothing to fear; it was just faucet flatulence.

by QuacksO May 6, 2019

Douche Faucet

When a person is cool or fun to be around most of a time, but occasionally will turn on his or her douche faucet and the doucheness will just flow out without stopping.

Chris: Dude, we were at "the party" and Joey just totally turned on his douche faucet, pushed me in the pool, called Connor a fatty, paid in pennies for 18 bags of chips at the store, then mugged a chinese immigrant, molested a three year old, and punched a mexican prostitute in the face!

Nik: What a douche faucet!

Geoff: I think Joey's douche faucet is taped down in the "on" position.

by Always 777 December 12, 2011