Fark/Farked

A website that becomes unreachable after getting mass amounts of traffic by being mentioned somewhere else. Used much like Slashdotted except it refers to the news site Fark.com

My web server went down. Why? It was farked pretty heavily

by FinalPhoenix September 23, 2003

fartknocker

A totally disreputable person.

Common since the mid-1950s.

That yuppie boss of ours is a real fartknocker.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

fartknocker

A juvenile way to describe a person who penetrates an anus in sexual intercourse. A blend of 'fart' and 'knocking on the back door,' slang for proposing anal sex.

Jimmy: I know you want to butt-fuck the R.A.
Timmy: blushes I do not!
Jimmy: laughs Yeah, you do, you're such a fartknocker.

by Stoned Faux July 26, 2018

farkle nugget

when Jesus drinks Arizona iced tea and pees out koolaide

farkle nugget rain

by iamyourfather424 August 23, 2009

Fartknocker

The surname of one of Germany's most important families. Like Farmer or Smith, the name is derived from the process of actual fartknocking, which was used in Germanic warfare throughout the 19th century and up until WWII, when the Fartknocker family wouldn't allow their heritage to be sullied by association with the Nazi party. It involves torture through sulfur emissions done in close proximity to the enemies olifactory senses.

'Augustus! Be proud! You are a Fartknocker!'

by Geronimo Jones January 24, 2009

Fartknocker

A Homosexual who penetrates another mans anus.

I wouldn't pick up the soap in front of him, he looks like a total fartknocker.

by Davie January 9, 2003

farker

a male visitor to fark.com

my boyfriend is a farker too!

by farkette October 23, 2003